Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

Republicans don't like people to talk about depressions. You can hardly blame them for that. You remember the old saying: Don't talk about rope in the house where somebody has been hanged.

I don't hate Republicans as individuals. But I hate what the Republicans are doing to this country. I really do.

The Republicans believe in the minimum wage -- the more the minimum, the better.