Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.

If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract...

-- Rhett

What in the blue star-blazes did you see in Jason?" he asked, still forcefully but with his frustration and jealousy under better control.

"For one thing, Djetth, he wasn't trying to kill me!"

("Marsh", heroine of Insufficient Mating Material)

Never ask a question if you don’t know the answer.
— Rhett

Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles

Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.
-'Rhett