Rise above the storm and you will find the sunshine.

Rise above yourself.

Me dan miedo los gatos blancos porque son igual de malos que los gatos negros, pero no hay manera de mirarlos y que no te apetezca acariciarlos.

A teenager is a being result of a mix of ignorance, arrogance and naiveness; who thinks is a grown up person.

My comedy is like a golem, it obtains it's power from the truth.

My perception of time has improved. Now when someone goes on and on explaining something stupid to me, it seems like a more precise eternity.