Roses are red, Violettes are bllue,
Valentines day is consumerous crap,now don't you have ironing to do"

Unlikely thing to read in a valentines day card

Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year.

Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I have come to you, without sin, without guilt, without evil, without a witness against me, without one whom I have wronged. I am one pure of mouth, pure of hands.

When a man takes one step toward God, God takes more steps toward that man than there are sands in the worlds of time.

I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had.

The way to final freedom is within thy self.