Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub.

Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?

I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.

Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid!

Sherri does not 'got back'