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Running ain't no bad thing. Leastways if you run in the right direction.

Mark  Lawrence

Mark Lawrence

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What's it going to take for you to open that door? Gold? Blood?"

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"My name is Honorous Jorg Ancrath, my password is divine right. Now open the fecking door.
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The way I’d put it,” said Makin, “is that Rike can’t make an omelet without wading thigh deep in the blood of chickens and wearing their entrails as a necklace.
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Those were great big angry men with sharp swords actually wanting to cut pieces off me. It’s not until you’ve seen a red gaping wound and all the complex little bits inside a man all broken up and sliced open, and known that they weren’t ever getting back together again, and vomited your last two meals over the rocks . . . it’s not until then that you understand the business of swords properly and, if you’re a sensible man you vow to have nothing to do with it ever again.
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I hereby excommunicate you from the Milky Way!
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We have seen the best minds of our generation destroyed by boredom at poetry readings.
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