Safe sex - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love.

Organized religion preaches Order and Love but spawns Chaos and Fury. Why?

If organized religion is the opium of the masses, then disorganized religion is the marijuana of the lunatic fringe.

What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.

What we lack in Prophets, however, we make up for in Saints. Only a Pope may canonize a Saint, but every man, woman and child on this planet is a genuine and authorized Pope (genuine and authorized by the House of the Apostles of Eris). So you can ordain yourself - and anyone or anything else - a Saint.

Every few thousand years some shepard inhales smoke from a burning bush and has a vision or eats moldy rye bread in a cave and sees God.