[San Francisco] . . . the city that never was a town.
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As mayor of San Francisco, I will provide the vision and work hard to make San Francisco a beautiful...
GAVIN NEWSOM San Francisco has a flowers-in-your-hair kind of vibe, while Chicago's got this very funny, big-city...
DAVE MATTHEWS No city invites the heart to come to life as San Francisco does. Arrival in San Francisco is an expe...
WILLIAM SAROYAN I like the city of San Francisco. It's very cosmopolitan.
COLIN MONTGOMERIE The old San Francisco was dead. It will be a different city. It has to be different. Its needs are d...
GLADYS HANSEN We are thrilled that the City of San Francisco has accepted our joint bid.
MEGAN QUINN As a person of color from the South, San Francisco was the first city that really made me feel like ...
BARRY JENKINS I remember when San Francisco was truly a dynamic city, but it has been reduced to a joke ... .
JIM DONOVAN The San Francisco skyline sparkles in the distance, the bay spread out before it like a shark-infest...
T.T. MONDAY San Francisco is a classic bike town, and it is beloved by everybody. In our online reader poll, mor...
LOREN MOONEY I run in London, in San Francisco - any city that's got a waterfront or park.
DANNY MEYER Radio City Music Hall was at the table. Alvin Ailey, Hubbard Street, the New York City Ballet, Ameri...
RICHARD GIBBS This is a level that is going to dazzle the public. You'll never see anything like this unless you'r...
SHERRI BRITTAIN As Mayor, I will lead city government, businesses, and community groups to support innovative projec...
GAVIN NEWSOM If you're alive, you can't be bored in San Francisco. If you're not alive, San Francisco will bring ...
WILLIAM SAROYAN I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Fr...
DANA CARVEY This is one Hart that you will not leave in San Francisco.
GARY HART I never, ever considered an evacuation strategy in San Francisco that would require the entire city ...
GAVIN NEWSOM Things could be worse for San Francisco itself with a rupture that begins south of the city, than it...
BRAD AAGAARD I think we are working with a regional approach: whether the dollars flow to San Francisco or to oth...
ANNEMARIE CONROY San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are...
RUDYARD KIPLING You see 6,000 times more tech companies in San Francisco than you see in Seattle. All the money is i...
ROBERT SCOBLE San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are...
RUDYARD KIPLING The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
MARK TWAIN The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco
MARK TWAIN This is a free event for the public, something truly unique for San Francisco. It speaks well for th...
ERIK GORDON It's an odd thing, but anyone who disappears
is said to be seen in San Francisco.
It must...
OSCAR WILDE How was Savannah supposed to pretend this glamorous life was what she’d always known? She was from...
MICHELLE MADOW The city of San Francisco engulfed their view through the front windshield. The dazzling light of th...
VICTORIA KAHLER A natural disaster in one American city is a natural disaster in every American city, including Fres...
ALAN AUTRY Once, San Francisco was such an attractive city, and everyone was welcome. Today it's not as attract...
GLADYS HANSEN I love San Francisco so much. I call it the Emerald City and have been coming here since 1992. I hav...
ANDY COHEN San Francisco lags behind other communities in providing a vital, vibrant and ecologically sustainab...
GAVIN NEWSOM Fox never really wanted a Subway Series, ... There are plenty of transplanted New Yorkers in Kansas ...
DAVID MILLER San Francisco Bay Blues.
KATHY ROBINSON The new Hilton San Francisco Financial District is our third offering in San Francisco, and continue...
JEFF DISKIN Boulder was not the small town I had expected. It is a vivacious community of sophisticated people, ...
KIMBAL MUSK San Francisco. The one team that everyone in LA hates.
JEREMY SUMPTER world is a drama, we are the actors with our play role
MICHALE CALLAHAN What about San Francisco?"
"What about it?"
"Did you like it?"
She shrugged. "It was ...
ARMISTEAD MAUPIN I've got more chins than a San Francisco phonebook.
BRUCE VILANCH Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, ...
BARBARA BOXER I was born and raise din San Francisco, which explains my willingness to stay in a city that's histo...
SEANAN MCGUIRE In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
WILL DURST We were raised together in Seattle and San Francisco until Dickie was 12,
CAROL CHANNING Most inspiration still comes from bicycling around San Francisco. This city never fails to inspire m...
BARRY MCGEE I started sfCiti because I believed that technology companies needed to take a 'One City' ap...
RON CONWAY Look at us -- we're a San Francisco wedding cake.
ROBIN WILLIAMS So you see, San Francisco is a bit slow.
CECILIE KLAUMANN We are very excited to be entering into partnership with the San Francisco Film Society, whose San F...
BRIAN CLARK Forty-five years ago, when I was 18, I came to San Francisco by boat and took two weeks to get here....
TADASHI YANAI It's a commemoration ... and there's a lot to commemorate. We built a city that can stand up to any ...
TAREN SAPIENZA They'll even find it in San Francisco.
CECILIE KLAUMANN This other time, Attikol had the streets of San Francisco rearranged just so this lady's favorite sh...
ROB REGER Every window in Alcatraz has a view of San Francisco.
SUSANNA KAYSEN San Francisco is coming back. Corporations are once again locating in The City and a rebound in Sili...
TAPAN MUNROE San Francisco Bay has been hit hard by organisms hitchhiking from across the Pacific, ... They're ta...
LINDA FARMER I grew up in northern California in a town called Fairfield, which is kind of exactly between San Fr...
TRACY K. SMITH San Francisco is gone. Nothing remains of it but memories.
JACK LONDON Las Vegas is one of the top destination getaways in North America and a great value compared with th...
MARC FALCONE I really have never bought into that San Francisco game, and maybe players might have a different vi...
ERNIE ACCORSI It's difficult to argue, or suggest, we should cut someone's budget, ... when you're dealing with th...
GAVIN NEWSOM The San Francisco Bay Area [is] the playpen of countercultures.
R. Z. SHEPPARD We are thrilled to add the premier San Francisco area airport to our route map this summer. Customer...
BARRY BIFFLE The thing about San Francisco is that it has this kind of magical quality,
MUDDY WATERS San Francisco is a breathtakingly beautiful city, with lots of great contrasts between dark and ligh...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE After the Second World War, San Francisco was the main point of re-entry for sailors returning from ...
JEFFREY EUGENIDES We thought we were the highest rollers in San Francisco.
BART LALLY I lived in San Francisco from '84 to '88.
MARIO BATALI Maybe I'll go where I can see stars, he said to himself as the car gained velocity and altitude; it ...
PHILIP K. DICK The only way we know summer is coming is by the more chilling winds, the increased dust, the tawny c...
CAROLINE C. LEIGHTON Born at Letterman Army Hospital. I never actually lived in San Francisco. It's not my home town, but...
MARC CURTIS I'm originally from San Francisco. I might move there some day. But, I like L.A., I have fun in ...
SAM ROCKWELL To me... San Francisco is an ideal city, intellectually stimulating and naturally beautiful. The oce...
RUTH BERNHARD There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco
ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But,...
BARBARA BOXER Maybe I'm imagining it, but I sense a deep seam of sorrow in Galveston for the way things have turne...
ERIK LARSON It's 1966, Easy has to come to San Francisco,
WALTER MOSLEY I forgot that San Francisco is not an angry city like New York. Gays have gotten what they wanted th...
LARRY KRAMER San Francisco is perhaps the most European of all American cities.
CECIL BEATON San Francisco is perhaps the most European of all American cities
CECIL BEATON I did this movie with Spike Lee called 'Sucker Free City,' and that would have to be my favo...
ANTHONY MACKIE If you have to be a one-hit wonder, then 'San Francisco' is the one to have.
SCOTT MCKENZIE There was a Japantown in San Francisco, but after the internment camps that locked up all the Japane...
ANN NOCENTI Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?
HERB CAEN It is an odd thing, but every one who disappears is said to be seen at San Francisco. It must be a d...
OSCAR WILDE I didn't come from the elites. I didn't come from the Northeast or from San Francisco. I cam...
J. D. VANCE For 100 years they claimed that 478 people died [in the 1906 earthquake] in San Francisco.
JAMES DALESSANDRO We know that the people of San Francisco don't have an appetite for taxpayer-backed debt.
LISA LANG Maximum Rocknroll
didn't have a map section.
How was I supposed to know
that B...
BUCKY SINISTER I love San Francisco and Brighton has something of San Francisco about it. It's by the sea, ther...
BRIAN ENO the real-life tale of a serial killer known as the Zodiac Killer, who terrorized San Francisco for 2...
THE BROTHERS GRIMM I worked for 'The Chronicle' in San Francisco, and immigration is a big issue in that region...
JOSE ANTONIO VARGAS Nothing important has ever come out of San Francisco, Rice-a-Roni aside.
MICHAEL O'DONOGHUE We are very proud of our design for the Transbay Transit Center. This will be a beautiful, functiona...
CESAR PELLI The 1890s was a decade when life began to change in urban America. Modern conveniences that we now t...
MARCIA MULLER San Francisco Is Burning: The Untold Story of the 1906 Earthquake and Fires
DENNIS SMITH I think this is following in a long line of great San Francisco nuttiness.
JAMES ARMSTRONG Let us go and talk with the poets. (on arriving in San Francisco)
JOAQUIN MILLER We investigated the case to discover any and all acts of wrongdoing associated with the grant that w...
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WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
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WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
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WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
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WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
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WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
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WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
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WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
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WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
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WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
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WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
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WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
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WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
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WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
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