Sap doesn't start to run out magically.

It's not rocket science by any means.

It is an exciting time at Enterprise. We are making positive changes throughout our organization, and at the same time, we were able to achieve record-breaking results in 2005. I congratulate our expanded senior team. Their leadership will contribute to the company's continued growth and enable Enterprise to bring critical resources through sound, strategic partnerships to low-income people and communities across the country.

Oprah is more than an institution. Oprah is a very special star in the firmament. I can't imagine a greater success than she's enjoyed.

I am the shortest and least funny person in my family.

Presenting statues of honor to reporters for covering an earthquake is like presenting a first prize to a doctor for performing surgery.