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Related Maybe that's what praying is all about. Maybe it's not just asking God to forgive us for bad things ... SARAH DARER LITTMAN This was one of those things where Theo thought to himself that if we found ourselves in a 12-inning... TERRY FRANCONA How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW If we tend to the things that are important in life, if we are right with those we love, and behave ... MITCH ALBOM Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said: I am not commanding you, but I ... NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. HARPER LEE Oh happy day! A day to make a hay! And when it is mid-day, think about the day! And when you think a... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I believe that the most important thing for a couple of any sort, to realize in their relationship w... C. JOYBELL C. Jeff played really well. It's tough to score on him. We just have got to do a better job inside the ... ERIC SIMS The scientific method gives us
information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can... LEWIS N. ROE His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS A Ritual to Read to Each Other If you don’t know the kind of person I am and... WILLIAM STAFFORD I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We... MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet. Even longer,' Pooh answered.” ... A.A. MILNE If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS Lᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅ ... Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏ... NICHOLAS SPARKS She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr... GAIL CARRIGER When the week begins, try your best to let your best overcome your worst and that is the best. Do yo... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements. LAURA DOCKRILL I have a dream, I have a vision, I have a mission, I have to do something, I will do this at this ti... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Not everyone has the time to be normal. LJUPKA CVETANOVA I love you so much, so incredibly much," he went on, "and I forget when you're close to me, I forget... CASSANDRA CLARE I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha! JEFF KINNEY Jeff is a valuable player and we?re glad to have him back. I thought it might be too soon to have hi... LARRY SCHMIT If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste... GARY F EVANS... There are just some kind of men who-who're so busy worrying about the next world they've never learn... HARPER LEE The role of the
Christian is to let other people know what Jesus has done, not to
think of themselve... LEWIS N. ROE Naturalistic atheism debunks itself. It
has no power to explain even some
of the most basic principl... LEWIS N. ROE It's important to understand that if
someone calls themselves a Christian, it does not automatically... LEWIS N. ROE A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE When looking for evidence that something exists, it's silly
to start by assuming that it is impossib... LEWIS N. ROE Using the scientific knowledge that we
currently possess, we can take simple logical steps, backed b... LEWIS N. ROE Wake up to a brand new day and realize why you woke up to meet the day! Live to the end of another d... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Focus on beauty to have a beautiful life. DEBASISH MRIDHA Beaming into the thick of a tree without becoming a lifelong tree hugger was a tricky business. A pr... CHRISTINA ENGELA A great future starts with what you can see SOTONYE ANGA Be not be discourage by the rejections. Do not stop because of anxiety; stop because you are done wi... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Do not be discourage by people who reject your true purpose. Do not stop because of anxiety; stop be... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Great job, wow. I think McCarthy was the star of the game. He did a tremendous job. He saved my bull... OZZIE GUILLEN Love is a growing, or full constant light, And his first minute, after noon, is night. JOHN DONNE You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES A new day is here! yesterday is gone! tomorrow is preparing to come! but why is today here? ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH We have a great group of freshmen. That is very inspirational for the future of the program. We shou... BRAD TAKACH I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different. JOHNNIE DENT JR. Scoring the first goal is a weapon we have to use, INAKI SAEZ A great idea is like a fast moving train without brake & all contrary minds that crosses its path wi... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A great man even when dead,his name will continue to elicit greatness for generations to come. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The light of a great man shines for generations to come. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Who is a great man? A great man is a person whom people are dying to write books about. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER A tooth for a tooth, will make the world's inhabitants a people without teeth SOTONYE ANGA Why, darling, I don't live at all when I'm not with you. ERNEST HEMINGWAY The atheist might have
no proof for the
supernatural, but they
also have no proof
against it. If we ... LEWIS N. ROE He said we were all cooked but we were all right as long as we did not know it. We were all cooked. ... ERNEST HEMINGWAY After Rilke's Letters -- by John VanDyke Wilmerding II this is my letter to a young ... RAINER MARIA RILKE Yes, their reasons are overwhelming. They are as big as hope and as deep as revolt. They are the rea... ALBERT CAMUS …A city deprived of everything, devoid of light and devoid of heat, starved, and still not crushed... ALBERT CAMUS Words always take on the color of the deeds or sacrifices they evoke. ALBERT CAMUS No, no. Don't make that face. Every time I propose to you, you make that twisty, unhappy face. It we... TESSA DARE Atticus---" ...said Jem bleakly. "How could they do it, how could they?" "I don't know, but the... HARPER LEE Learn to stand for something in life otherwise you will fall for anything that comes along which is ... EUGINIA HERLIHY We are born different to make a difference. LISA R. REYNOLDS Dreams can change histories and songs can alter destinies. TIFFANIE DEBARTOLO Alex is doing great and fitting in well, ... I can't begin to tell you what a difficult job it is to... NINE INCH NAILS Destiny consist in the moments that we experienced, and not in the choices we have to do. DANIEL MELGAçO We shouldn't have oil in the Hackensack if the permit was doing its job. GARY PEARSON When the week begins, think of how you will end it. When the week ends, think of how you did begin i... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH He could have been a great weapon. We didn't give him the opportunity to show what he could do. CRAIG FREDERICK He brings the greatest conflict into the history of mankind. He will come soon to our world just lik... TOBA BETA She would tuck Sam into her heart, a bright light for her to take out whenever things were darkest. SARAH J. MAAS We've tried to put our lineup in a situation where we have somebody behind him. We're just hoping th... GARY WHEELER You're doing a great job, kid. I'm the one screwing up. CHUCK BERRY Shine brightly, so you can help those who have not found their path a way through the darkness. JEFFREY FRY The second death. To think that you died and no one would remember you. I wondered if this was why w... MITCH ALBOM She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY
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If you are there alw... JEFF WARNER I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did. JEFF FOXWORTHY Do you remember how slowly the days passed when you were a child? An 80-mile car trip seemed endless... JEFF DAVIDSON The beaten path is the safest, but the traffics terrible. JEFF TAYLOR What are the best times to reflect on the course of your life? Whenever you are near water, such as ... JEFF DAVIDSON Ask yourself, If I had only sixty seconds on the stage, what would I absolutely have to say to get m... JEFF DEWAR The constant dilemma of the information age is that our ability to gathera sea of data greatly excee... JEFF DAVIDSON We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. JEFF ARDER When a heart breaks
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-Jeff Arch- screenwriter. JEFF ARCH Two monologues do not make a dialogue. JEFF DALY If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the wor... JEFF FOXWORTHY You think Nature is some Disney movie? Nature is a killer. Nature is a bitch. It's feeding time out ... JEFF MELVOIN The law is not so much carved in stone as it is written in water, flowing in and out with the tide. JEFF MELVOIN Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. JEFF VALDEZ George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted shopping? JEFF MELVOIN My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not ... JEFF FOXWORTHY Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is t... JEFF MELVOIN When people are committed to things, and the world view they have is no longer in alignment with our... JEFF BAENA There are so many books I love for different reasons. For superhero stuff, I always go back to Alan ... JEFF LEMIRE I like Donald. I guess I shouldn't call him that. I like President Trump. He's affable. He... JEFF ZUCKER If you only do things where you know the answer in advance, your company goes away. JEFF BEZOS I think we're programmed for hardship. In my experience, human beings are happiest when they'... JEFF CARLSON Kids can sniff out when they are being preached to, and they don't like it. So while my books ar... JEFF KINNEY There's also a lot of gritty Americana type of bands. I actually have a lot of Britpop on my iPo... JEFF VANDERMEER With a nation at war against terrorism and our men and women on the front line defending our homelan... JEFF MILLER The funny thing about 'Take Shelter' is that a lot of people talk about how it was allegory ... JEFF NICHOLS The basic social contract is that citizens agree to follow the law, pay their taxes, and devote thei... JEFF SESSIONS The enemies of freedom are waging an all-out assault on the Second Amendment to the Constitution, wh... JEFF DUNCAN I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see... JEFF DUNHAM I would go to bed every night and have dreams about having a time machine and somehow I'd have t... JEFF MANGUM Today, energy prices are at historic highs. Some analysts estimate that energy price shocks this yea... JEFF BINGAMAN I'm a chairperson for 'No Kid Hungry', a campaign for poor American children. JEFF BRIDGES As a strong supporter of our 2nd Amendment rights, I believe tougher enforcement of our nation's... JEFF MILLER This was one of the places people told me to go, it was one the big trips that you should see: Alask... JEFF GOLDBLUM When we talk about the things at Airbnb that are challenging and that they are going to have to over... JEFF JORDAN Airbnb started with 'air bed and breakfast.' JEFF JORDAN I don't think our government really has much of a policy about air travel. I would compare the p... JEFF SMISEK I don't know any artists that are really emotionally well adjusted. In fact, I think we're a... JEFF BUCKLEY A company shouldn't get addicted to being shiny, because shiny doesn't last. JEFF BEZOS It is a significant acknowledgment that the way people are watching television is changing and the m... JEFF ZUCKER