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Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems


Billy Joel

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The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
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AS GOOD AS IT GETS The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be.
JEFFREY FRY As lousy as things are now, tomorrow they will be somebody's good old days.
GERALD BARZAN As lousy as things are now, tomorrow they will be somebody's good old days.
GERALD BARZAN I listen to oldies but goodies stations, '60s and '70s music.
BRIAN WILSON I actually had someone say to me, 'Lynn, you're going to have very good days, and you're...
LYNN GOOD What may seems to feel good today, may hurt bad tomorrow.
WOHI PURANA It's never as good as it feels, and it's never as bad as it seems.
EDWARD ZANDER I respect Billy Joel, but I'm not a guy who's gonna sit down and listen to the entire 'E...
GARTH RISK HALLBERG I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES It was phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal. It's Billy Joel - what else do you have to say?
JOSH DAVIS You choose to be happy, and in life we have as many good days as bad days. I try to find and record ...
RODNEY ATKINS When people talk about the good old days, I say to people, 'It's not the days that are old, it's you...
KARL LAGERFELD When we win, I'm excited about winning. That way, I get the ups and downs of a football season. ...
TIM TEBOW My favorites growing up were always Billy Joel, Michael Jackson... and Placido Domingo.
JOSH YOUNG Angels are good not simply because they see bad as bad, but also because they see bad as corny.
CRISS JAMI The struggles we endure today will be the ‘good old days’ we laugh about tomorrow.
AARON LAURITSEN For me, '52nd Street' is quintessential Billy Joel. I bought that record as a kid and listen...
DARIUS RUCKER Everyone seems to be really excited. I mean, everyone was really excited about the concert. It's lik...
BARBARA BOCHNER In the days following the crash, an axiom as old as the Republic came into play once more. In good t...
HAYNES JOHNSON Here's to you, as good as you are, And here's to me, as bad as I am; But as good as you are, a...
OLD SCOTCH SAYING I say good-bye to hope, but I also say goodbye to hope's disappointment.
DAVID LEVITHAN As far as entertainment, 'The Right Stuff' is a good movie. As far as a documentary of the e...
JOHN GLENN Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.
FRANKLIN PIERCE ADAMS I have my good and bad days, but when it's tough I just push through it.
CHRISTIE RAMPONE Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.
ROBERT BENCHLEY Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.
FRANKLIN ADAMS Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned.
DONALD TRUMP I always say you've only got one life to live, and you're not promised a tomorrow. So, you might as ...
FANTASIA BARRINO When you say goodbye to so many great volunteers, it's always hard, but it's good to know there's al...
MIKE RUSH The good old days are now.
TOM CLANCY Misguided good men are more dangerous than honest bad men. It is because they are seen as good that,...
CRISS JAMI I would say it's four to one we've had more bad days than good days.
CURTIS ANDERSON In stories like Cinderella and Beauty and the Beast, they always say the heroine is 'a...
ALEX FLINN One always has to remember these days where the garbage pail is, because it's so easy to make sounds...
ROBERT MOOG I don't think this is good for the stock tomorrow morning. It might be perceived as another piece of...
JOSEPH AMATURO young or old, good or bad, I don't think anything dies as slow and as hard as a writer.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI One always has to remember these days where the garbage pail is, because it's so easy to make so...
ROBERT MOOG In 50 years, I don't think you're gonna look back at 2006 and say, 'The good old days.&#...
BRANDON FLOWERS I don't have to wait to realize the good old days.
ZIGGY MARLEY Women think of heart disease as an old person's disease and a good way to die, ... But heart failure...
MARTHA HILL . . . "the good old days." The only good days are ahead.
ALICE CHILDRESS It's rare he has good, good days any more. It's more and more often he has rough days, so to speak. ...
LYNN WHITE Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else ma...
NEIL GAIMAN I cannot forget two things in my whole life; the bad days I have suffered and good days I have enjoy...
M.F. MOONZAJER It seems the golden oldies have lost their luster.
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER If today was half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yeste...
NORMAN RALPH AUGUSTINE If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yest...
NORMAN RALPH AUGUSTINE It was the kind of day that glittered and beckoned like a foretaste of heaven. The snow no longer fe...
TRACY REES I can discern that certain things have an effect on certain other things, but I don't view those...
TAO LIN Your good days and memories will always fall behind you. Your bad days and bad memories will always ...
WOHI PURANA I always say you've only got one life to live, and you're not promised a tomorrow. So, you m...
FANTASIA BARRINO It is good to say goodbye to yesterday, gone is gone, but with a lesson of something good for tomorr...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Be careful to whom you choose as ur good friend; because some good are worse than the bad.
NNALUE VICTOR Bad days will occur but always have good intentions. Being genuine is liberating to yourself and muc...
TYCONIS D. ALLISON TY The best way to say goodbye is through music. And we worked so hard to give this to her in her memor...
DAVID LERNER music is good as it seems...... But it can't be the best without it's beat.....
HAGAR IBRAHIM I hate to say it, but there seems to have been some sort of dumbing down as far as movies go.
SAM NEILL I just want to make things right. I don't know if Billy Joel knows, but as an entertainer, and the f...
ALICE ALYCE If the good Lord could stop the rain just for tomorrow, but only for tomorrow, it would be good. But...
BRIGALIA BAM The past always seems better when you look back on it than it did at the time. And the present never...
PETER BENCHLEY You have good days and bad days.
USAIN BOLT There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.
LAWRENCE WELK So aint you think just causen you in this car now means any damn thing. It aint. He pretending it do...
STACIA KANE You have good days, you have bad days. But the main thing is to grow mentally.
FLOYD MAYWEATHER, JR. Who you are as a person is more special than trying to be someone you're not. Don't get me w...
HAYLEY HASSELHOFF It's exciting. It's a double dose of Billy Joel.
BARBARA BOCHNER Old persons are sometimes as unwilling to die as tired-out children are to say good night and go to ...
JOSEPH SHERIDAN LE FANU You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when yo...
LOU HOLTZ I can have as many bad days as anyone. But I choose to say, 'I'm just fine.'
MARY J. BLIGE I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.
WALT WHITMAN Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad.
RICK RIORDAN Today is the good old times of tomorrow.
KARL VALENTIN My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John.
KYLE DUNNIGAN As far as things I avoid, I always avoid following trends just because they're trends.
RACHEL ROY He has good days and bad days. Sometimes he gets insecure about it because I have days when I don't ...
CAROLYN WITHERSPOON Although sometimes I might sound sometimes idealist or too optimistic but I think my father used to ...
SAAD HARIRI In the bad old days, captains were not good leaders. They didn't build teams; they were arrogant...
CHESLEY SULLENBERGER I'm not the sort to wallow in nostalgia about the good old days.
KABIR BEDI Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
DOUG LARSON The good old days weren't!
TERENCE T. GORSKI Oh, yeah, I've always thought of covering some of my influences like Billy Joel, Elton John, Ste...
JON SECADA I'll have time to say goodbye to the fans because they deserve it more than anyone, ... On Saturday,...
LUIS FIGO Billy Joel and Joe Jackson were both great, and they both play piano.
BEN FOLDS I may be as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.
WALT WHITMAN It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, be...
ELIZABETH PERKINS Not bad, but it doesn't feel as good as first. It's just sort of frustrating.
ANDREW VONDERHAAR You're never s good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you...
LOU HOLTZ Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
GEORGE ELIOT It is hard for the good to suspect evil as it is hard for the bad to suspect good.
CICERO It's always a little extra hard to say goodbye to the season, especially being a senior. Our record ...
MAGGIE DAUBENMIRE The ones that I do make mistakes, they are not as bad as the bad ones I used to do, so my bad is not...
VIJAY SINGH I am better than I was yesterday but not as good as I will be tomorrow.
ANONYMOUS Those Were the Good Old Days.
ETHEL ROSENBERG It was good because it helped me get where I'm at today, but then people stereotype and say we don't...
CAPRICE BOURRET He knows bad days. Bad days take him completely by surprise. They make him not trust the good days b...
MELINA MARCHETTA As far as natural ability, I was always athletic.
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JOEL HAWES Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi...
JOEL BARKER Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN