Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.