Schoolyard rules. Nothing has changed.

They actually wear black shirts with red hats.

I told another guy about this league, and he kept asking and asking and asking if we had any openings on our team. I finally had to tell him we were full. A week later, he called back and said, 'Hey, I've got 10 guys, and we've got our own team.' They love it. We wish we'd done this a long time ago.

It would've helped if someone had told us the rules before the first shot. You line up for a penalty kick and the next thing you know, the keeper's coming at you. That's going to throw you off. Plus, I still don't know why they were drying off the ball between penalty kicks.

He breaks a lot of rules to teach them about poetry.

There's a lot of potential in the market, and it's important to get the trading rules set.