Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

Becoming a writer is a polite way of saying you've chosen alcoholism as a career.

While I can’t walk on water, I can certainly wobble on whisky.

it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance

I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.