Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

I've heard of sweatin' to the oldies, but this was like drowning to the moldies." - Cher

Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

searching for a guy in high school is the same as searching for meaning in a polly shore movie

Josh: You look like Pippi Longstocking.
Cher: Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?
Josh: Someone Mel Gibson never played.

Cher: You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers' licenses?
Driving Instructor: Girlie, as far as you're concerned, I am the messiah of the DMV.