Second year in a row -- what's going on here, man? ... I'm the establishment I once rejected. ... I'm the Tom Hanks of the Golden Globes.

Man on the Moon?

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.

Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.