Seeks painted trifles and fantastic toys, and eagerly pursues imaginary joys.


Mark Akenside

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It is the mark of great people to treat trifles as trifles and important matters as important.
DORIS LESSING
I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES
The happiest adults are those who never buried old toys or abandoned imaginary friends.
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH
It's fantastic to see the kids with their new toys.
LISA MURRAY
The Summer hath his joys, / And Winter his delights. / Though Love and all his pleasures are but toy...
THOMAS CAMPION
terribly disappointed about the decision to deprive Mark of his liberty while he pursues his appeals...
CHARLES STILLMAN
"I believe a loving Santa Claus, brings more than gifts & toys. He shares his Christ-like love, spre...
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN
When I bring you colored toys, my child, I understand why there is such a play of colors on clouds, ...
RABINDRANATH TAGORE
The green retreats Of Academus.
MARK AKENSIDE
And the veil Spun from the cobweb fashion of the times, TO hid the feeling heart?
MARK AKENSIDE
At last the Muses rose, . . . And scattered, . . . as they flew, Their blooming wreaths from fair ...
MARK AKENSIDE
The man forget not, though in rags he lies, and know the mortal through a crown's disguise.
MARK AKENSIDE
Such and so various are the tastes of men.
MARK AKENSIDE
Away! Away! Tempt me no more insidious love.
MARK AKENSIDE
This was Shakespeare's form; who walked in every path of human life, felt every passion; and to all ...
MARK AKENSIDE
The man forget not, though in rags he lies, and know the mortal through a crown's disguise.
MARK AKENSIDE
And the veil, spun from the cobweb fashion of the times, to hid the feeling heart.
MARK AKENSIDE
The man forget not, though in rags he lies, And know the mortal through a crown's disguise.
MARK AKENSIDE
This was Shakespeare's form; Who walked in every path of human life, Felt every passion; and t...
MARK AKENSIDE
Love like a shadow flies when substance love pursues;Pursuing that that flies, and flying what pursu...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
But as I grew older, it became harder and harder to access that expansive imaginary space that made ...
ALLIE BROSH
Little strokes fell great oaks.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Trifles make perfection--and perfection is no trifle.
MICHELANGELO
There is nothing too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we...
SAMUEL JOHNSON
It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge an elephant, but we can't dodge...
JOSH BILLINGS
A small leak will sink a great ship.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Small ills are the fountains of most of our groans. Men trip not on mountains, they stumble on stone...
CHINESE PROVERB
For the want of a nail the shoe was lost, For the want of a shoe the horse was lost, For the want of...
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Papa! You painted my nose!"
"I certainly did," her father said.
"But why?" Belle tried to ...
WALT DISNEY COMPANY
Revolutions are not trifles, but spring from trifles.
ARISTOTLE
The imaginary child implied by the toys on exhibit in Hong Kong was impossible to reconcile with my ...
DONOVAN HOHN
Revolutions are not about trifles, but spring from trifles.
ARISTOTLE
The Brady Bunch: The Complete Fourth Season
AND CITY
Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in...
AND CITY
Desperate Housewives.
AND CITY
I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.
AND CITY
A stud is born! [Stanford]
AND CITY
Courtney (Showing Carrie her book cover): Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast-...
AND CITY
It's such a tribute to my show. My show is so good. I feel so blessed to play such a strong characte...
AND CITY
You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suctio...
AND CITY
I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samanth...
AND CITY
Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely ...
AND CITY
Honey, I've decided we're going to Louisiana.
JILL AND
We'll have to find new accommodation tonight,
JILL AND
None of these places, of course, are charging any rent,
JILL AND
There's not a more deserving man than him. The mark he's left on the community is fantastic.
BILL BEATTIE
Revolutions are not about trifles, but they spring from trifles
ARISTOTLE
Since trifles make the sum of human things, And half our misery from our foibles springs; Sinc...
HANNAH MORE
Oh the brave Fisher's life, It is the best of any, 'Tis full of pleasure, void of strife, ...
IZAAK WALTON
Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle.
MICHELANGELO
Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle.
MICHELANGELO BUONARROTI
Vainly the fowler's eye Might mark thy distant flight to do thee wrong, As, darkly painted on ...
WILLIAM CULLEN BRYANT
You hate America, don't you?' 'That would be as silly as loving it,' I said. 'It's impossible for me...
KURT VONNEGUT
Relax, princess. If your prince arrives, I'll vacate. Just keeping you company. Besides, he should k...
STACEY BALLIS
Trifles go to make perfection, And perfection is no trifle.
MICHAELANGELO
For the philosopher, language, thought, and passion are the same. Ideas are personal to a philosophe...
KILROY J. OLDSTER
An intellectual is someone who avoids the mundane, and pursues the obscure.
RICHARD REEVES
Trifles go to make perfection,
And perfection is no trifle.
MICHELANGELO BUONARROTI
Know what you want and reach out eagerly for it.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
Through every moment, through every event good or bad, there's a mark of time planted in someone's s...
FRANCESCO NICHOLAS CECE
Last night my imaginary friend died. So I took him to an imaginary graveyard and buried him in imagi...
YAMIN RASHEED
The people long eagerly for just two things. Bread and circuses.
JUVENAL
Men are lead by trifles.
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
Therefore a victorious army first wins and then seeks battle; a defeated army first battles and then...
SUN TZU
My life is about ups and downs, great joys and great losses.
ISABEL ALLENDE
Some problems are imaginary and not real.
RAJEN JANI
Boston is a moral and intellectual nursery always busy applying first principals to trifles.
GEORGE SANTAYANA
A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Small minds are captivated by trifles.
OVID PUBLIUS OVIDIUS NASO
Trifles make the sum of life.
CHARLES DICKENS
Sometimes the joys of our youth do not translate to joys in adulthood and it’s hard to release them...
LAURA MONCUR
In all my experience along the dirtiest ways of this dirty little world, I have never met with such ...
WILKIE COLLINS
We're eagerly awaiting a sign-off.
DAN BALLOU
The consolation of imaginary things is not imaginary consolation.
ROGER SCRUTON
He wasn’t a good person, but I painted him to be and since I painted it, I believed it.
DOMINIC RICCITELLO
Censure acquits the raven, but pursues the dove.
JUVENAL
Great events make me quiet and calm; it is only trifles that irritate my nerves.
QUEEN VICTORIA
Great events make me quiet and calm; it is only trifles that irritate my nerves.
QUEEN VICTORIA
We are a nation of many nationalities, many races, many religionsbound together by a single unity, t...
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT
Women are used to worrying over trifles.
SUSAN GLASPELL
I painted the picture, and in the colors the rhythm of the music quivers. I painted the colors I saw...
EDVARD MUNCH
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
They were so beautifully painted and unique.
JENNIFER THOMPSON
Uncertainty and expectation are the joys of life.
WILLIAM CONGREVE
Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half
FRANCIS BACON SR.
Philosophers make imaginary laws for imaginary commonwealths, and their discourses are as the stars,...
FRANCIS BACON
The one who pursues revenge should dig two graves.
CHINESE PROVERB
And I told you to bring nine toys, she said. you bought eight. Next time try to pay more attention. ...
NATHAN HILL
It's not wise to welcome the inevitable, for it greets you coldly and eagerly enough.
CHARLES M FORD II
The lines are really blurring between toys and gadgets.
HEATHER DOUGHERTY
Shit on your whole mortifying, imaginary, and symbolic theater!
GILLES DELEUZE
Whenever Percy stopped by to see [Annabeth], she was so lost in thought that the conversation went s...
RICK RIORDAN
Gratitude: An imaginary emotion that rewards an imaginary behavior, altruism. Both imaginaries are f...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary go...
SIMONE WEIL
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.
GLASER AND WAY
Calamity is man's true touchstone.
BEAUMONT AND FLETCHER
A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race.
A woman only needs to be avai...
MASTERS AND JOHNSON
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.
GLASER AND WAY
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
LICHTY AND WAGNER
It has been said, in regard to a judo expert's level of mental development, that "the arms are an e...
WATANABE AND AVAKIAN

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The green retreats Of Academus.
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And the veil Spun from the cobweb fashion of the times, TO hid the feeling heart?
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At last the Muses rose, . . . And scattered, . . . as they flew, Their blooming wreaths from fair ...
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The man forget not, though in rags he lies, and know the mortal through a crown's disguise.
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Such and so various are the tastes of men.
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Away! Away! Tempt me no more insidious love.
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This was Shakespeare's form; who walked in every path of human life, felt every passion; and to all ...
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The man forget not, though in rags he lies, and know the mortal through a crown's disguise.
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And the veil, spun from the cobweb fashion of the times, to hid the feeling heart.
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The man forget not, though in rags he lies, And know the mortal through a crown's disguise.
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This was Shakespeare's form; Who walked in every path of human life, Felt every passion; and t...
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An internal breakthrough is a burden, an external one is a blessing.
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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
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We shall never change our political leaders until we change the people who elect them.
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I never let schooling interfere with my education.
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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed rig...
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There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
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In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here firs...
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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one...
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The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
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The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.
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Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
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My success was due to good luck, hard work, and support and advice from friends and mentors. But mos...
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There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside...
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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
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Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
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'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
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I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day.
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The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
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Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
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There was a point when I was 15 or 16 that I realized that my father wanted me to be a loner. I deci...
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There is plenty of blame to go around for the U.S. housing bubble, but not much of it belongs to Fan...
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Human cultural diversity is vast; the range of cultural practices, beliefs, and languages that we sp...
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I made my name and reputation DJing in hip-hop clubs in New York. 'Celebrity DJ' is a term t...
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Kids don't need to be taught the value of making; they are natural makers, at least until tradit...
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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I think a lot of people who say they are bisexual aren't.
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If I owned half of that dog, I would shoot my half.
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I believe we have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries.
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Our prayer and God's mercy are like two buckets in a well; while the one ascends the other desce...
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Launching a Broadway show is like no other endeavor. It's taxing because you're present - it...
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What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
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To me, all war is failure for humanity, though it often is a bounty for commerce.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed ...
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When you have prayed for victory you have prayed for many unmentioned results which follow victorymu...
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The teacher reminded us that Romes liberties were not auctioned off in a day, but were bought slowly...
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By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfec...
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So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment.
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The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes...
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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in itand stop there; lest w...
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The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large mattertis the diff...
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Say the report is exaggerated.
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A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will ...
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To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature Congressman.
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I think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring higher prices than ...
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A myriad of men are born; they labor and sweat and struggle; ...they squabble and scold and fight; t...
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Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the st...
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Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred mi...
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Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to...
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We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead -- and not then ...
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Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people...
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Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find...
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Write without pay until somebody offers to pay you. If nobody offers within three years, sawing wood...
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As to the adjective, when in doubt strike it out.
MARK TWAIN
I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshol...
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Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than...
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The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without burst...
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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
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I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
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I couldn't have left my career as an actor on a better note than to have done a cameo in the Los...
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I vaguely remember in the '90s when Calvin Klein started making unisex CK1. Don't worry abou...
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I have traveled down this path before - 'List of Seven' and 'Twin Peaks' both have t...
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We have pension funds with 1.5 trillion euros investments, and they want to find business opportunit...
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We need not to just kill the boat-smuggling business model: we also need to get rid of this asylum-s...
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We are a mission-driven company. In order to do this, we have to build a great team. And in order to...
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Potential home buyers have a two-step decision process. First, they determine whether they can affor...
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The best person to get something done is a busy person.
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The Romney candidacy is better than it was four years ago, but it's not clear that it's good...
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I don't buy the argument that there can't be a successful independent candidacy for the pres...
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Mom's dad was in the army, stormed the beach at Normandy, fought through the French hedgerows, t...
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The Bush tax cuts should be extended permanently for families with annual incomes of less than $250,...
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Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.
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Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
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Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting...
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To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
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Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.
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There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.
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Necessity is the mother of "taking chances"
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I remember riding my bike down the boardwalk with nowhere to go and looking at the girls. It was rea...
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Distance lends enchantment to the view
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Chastity - you can carry it too far
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To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
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Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
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Whether you do stand-up comedy or write a story, you have a duty to deliver. As a comedian, you walk...
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China is responsible for a lot of the major conservation issues we're facing. It's the main ...
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When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
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Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you.
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A true knowledge of ourselves is knowledge of our power.
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If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
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Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
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Too many vital education dollars that should be spent in the classroom are bouncing around in the fe...
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There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.
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Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
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We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him.
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A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.
MARK TWAIN
Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,...
MARK TWAIN
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN
All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK
I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
MARK TWAIN
We’ll have to get you a sword,” I said. “When funds allow.”
Snorri shook his head. “A...
MARK LAWRENCE
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN
Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN
Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
MARK TWAIN
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not oblig...
MARK TWAIN
Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN