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Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.


H. L. Mencken

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JOHN STONE There is no respect for others without humility in one's self.
HENRI FREDERIC AMIEL You've got to S-M-I-L-E
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JAMES ALLEN Self-respect knows no considerations.
MAHATMA GANDHI Self-respect knows no considerations.
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SAMUEL BECKETT To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that on...
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THOMAS S. SZASZ Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.

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EPHDAN That's SHIT!

How do you remove it?
You just put it inside the trash, easy as that.
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R-L-RR-L-R-LL...
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ABRAHAM J. HESCHEL Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to on...
ABRAHAM HESCHEL Self-respect is the root of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to one...
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JOAN DIDION Do we not realize that self respect comes with self reliance?
A. P. J. ABDUL KALAM Do we not realize that self respect comes with self reliance?
ABDUL KALAM Dignity means that an individual feels self-respect and self-worth.
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA In order to establish the true value of a function, one must take it to its limits. And it's clear t...
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KAREN KINGSTON The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible.  What the second duty is no one has as y...
OSCAR WILDE Real love is feeling so loved and so secure that even your name feels safe in his mouth.
CJ HECK Yet no one hears his own remarks as prose.
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with the ability to say no t...
ABRAHAM JOSHUA HESCHEL Never violate the sacredness of your individual self-respect.
THEOPHILE GAUTIER Self-respect is the cornerstone of all virtue.
SIR JOHN HERSCHEL Self-respect is the cornerstone of all virtue.
JOHN HERSCHEL

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H. L. MENCKEN It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sou...
H. L. MENCKEN Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
H. L. MENCKEN An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will a...
H. L. MENCKEN Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of...
H. L. MENCKEN Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what...
H. L. MENCKEN Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven...
H. L. MENCKEN Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
H. L. MENCKEN No one in this world, so far as I know - and I have searched the records for years, and employed age...
H. L. MENCKEN The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexpl...
H. L. MENCKEN No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice...
H. L. MENCKEN I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of peop...
H. L. MENCKEN The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regar...
H. L. MENCKEN Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
H. L. MENCKEN I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.
H. L. MENCKEN If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries fo...
H. L. MENCKEN It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get ...
H. L. MENCKEN Poetry has done enough when it charms, but prose must also convince.
H. L. MENCKEN Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom nec...
H. L. MENCKEN For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our f...
H. L. MENCKEN Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. MENCKEN Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
H. L. MENCKEN Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he fo...
H. L. MENCKEN Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.
H. L. MENCKEN Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
H. L. MENCKEN It is hard for the ape to believe he descended from man.
H. L. MENCKEN Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.
H. L. MENCKEN Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
H. L. MENCKEN Each party steals so many articles of faith from the other, and the candidates spend so much time ma...
H. L. MENCKEN Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and mis...
H. L. MENCKEN A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and ...
H. L. MENCKEN There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are goo...
H. L. MENCKEN A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.
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