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Dave really is sorry, deeply sorry for the things he's done. Dave is willing to do the penance he ha...
MIKE DEVINE Someone has to stand up for wimps.
BARBARA EHRENREICH We are saying there is a balance where somebody has to stand up for those kids that haven't got push...
BARRY SHEERMAN Stand up to injustice, even if you stand alone
SUZY KASSEM This man's life has been turned upside down in the way Bristol Township has treated him. Bristol Tow...
LOUIS BUSICO America has drifted from its Christian roots, and organizations like this have got to stand up for o...
CHRIS GILL We'll never give up our Bristol.
CHAR DEAN “A Leader Must Stand Up For His Team Even When He Has to Stand Alone”
FARSHAD ASL Somehow I got a place at Bristol University. I'm still waiting for the phone call to say that th...
WILL POULTER Right now I've got just two rules to live by.
Rule one: don't taunt elephants.
Rule ...
HOWARD TAYLER When you stand for something, you've got to stand for it all the way, not half way.
KEVIN GATES The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.
BILL LEE I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
DAVID SPADE We are due in Bristol. Hopefully the jinx has run its course.
JOE NEMECHEK I think it's a wise pick. Dave is a Pitt guy. Dave has a commitment to this university. The exciteme...
MIKE DITKA Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight.
BOB MARLEY And listen to me: what you’ve done here carries power with it, of a different sort. Don’t let So...
NAOMI NOVIK Stand up for yourself.
Never give any one permission to abuse you.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Cheating is cheating. Enforce the rules or don't have them. It's up to (Selig), I guess. He's gettin...
JACK MORRIS The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, ...
NEIL PASRICHA Civil rights happened because youth got involved. The youth stood up and helped to break the pattern...
OCTAVIA SPENCER I know we have not been able to dramatically improve the team because we don't have an owner. Bud Se...
ALEX JOHNSON I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, s...
DEMETRI MARTIN Stand up! stand up for Jesus!
GEORGE DUFFIELD I'm a Bristol person too, I lived in Bristol during the war.
JULIAN GLOVER Silence is the most expensive to buy.
LJUPKA CVETANOVA Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight.
BOB MARLEY Get up, stand up
Stand up for your rights
Get up, stand up
Don't give up the fight.
BOB MARLEY Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights
BOB MARLEY I grew up in San Diego watching Dave Winfield, ... In '95, when I got called up, there he was -- my ...
BRIAN GILES People need to stand up for their wrongs, as they stand up for their rights.
ANTHONY LICCIONE Stand up! Stand up for things that matter.
BRENT M. JONES When I was growing up and listening to bands like the Dave Clark Five, the groove was what initially...
EDDIE VAN HALEN Stand up for what is right even if you're standing alone.
SUZY KASSEM But I only know the player and manager, not the gambler. And it was all good. He came to the park re...
DAVE BRISTOL Boys, baseball is a game where you gotta have fun. You do that by winning.
DAVE BRISTOL Hey, the first thing you see when you go into pro ball is Rule 21,
DAVE BRISTOL All of us had to go by that rule, damn it. If he did [bet on baseball], then fess up and come clean ...
DAVE BRISTOL Every manager reads Rule 21 [which prohibits betting on baseball] to every player,
DAVE BRISTOL He handled it like he always does, in the typical Pete Rose way -- like nothing happened,
DAVE BRISTOL On the first floor, the first rule of a rumor was humor.
PAWAN MISHRA We need someone who is going to stand up, speak up, and speak out for the people who need help, for ...
JOHN LEWIS The rule of the game was never assume that anybody, however honorable, would be able to stand up und...
ABRAHAM PAIS It is unfortunate that Martin Selig came into the picture. He has no intention of saving the buildin...
JENNIFER EMERSON I’m proud of you, son,” he said. “I guess it has finally sunk in that it’s important to stan...
KAREN MUELLER COOMBS For the most part I could barely stand up. It was like the worst feeling ever. But I got through it.
PACMAN JONES I use to stand up for what I believe, now, I believe in what I stand up for.
MARIE-SUZANNE LABELLE (A.K.A MARIE-SUE) Congress is going to slap on the penalties unless you and commissioner Selig do it first.
BYRON DORGAN Bath will be disappointed from last week when Bristol managed to get the game at the death. We have ...
BUDGE POUNTNEY But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an ...
DEMETRI MARTIN We didn't know it until we got up there (on the medal stand).
AMANDA FAULKNER I have trust in Dr. Selig to do the absolute best for the program. We're concerned about the move, b...
CURTISS LONG It is in the American tradition to stand up for one's rights--even if the new way to stand up for on...
JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY If you are to stand up for your Government you must be able to stand up to your Government.
LORD HAROLD CACCIA This is a coup for commissioner Bud Selig. I'm surprised it's as good as it is.
FAY VINCENT Dave has done an outstanding job as head coach of this club and we expect that to continue for years...
DOUG ARMSTRONG Selig sind die Vergesslichen: denn sie werden auch mit ihren Dummheiten fertig.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Dave just said, 'This program will go on -- it has to go on,'
DOROTHY BROWN [Josh Fogg, the Pirates' player representative, agrees with the union's decision to accept a stiffer...
JOSH FOGG All people are standing; you got to standout! All people are breaking grounds; you got to breakthrou...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR We want to stand up for our jobs. 114 stand to lose their jobs.
CRAIG CARPENTER has failed his test of leadership and missed an historic opportunity to stand up for the basic civil...
MARK LENO I stand up to people.
KEITH OLBERMANN But, I still can't totally forgive Dave for blowing my world apart. DO YOU HEAR THAT, DAVE?!
K.M. SHEA Stand-up has got harder. Now it's all pissed-up hen parties who don't give a monkey's about your rou...
ALEXEI SAYLE Dave Bowman is a great guy to have around the place because he's got tangerine blood running through...
GORDON CHISHOLM Bristol-Myers' dividend has been an important attraction for value minded investors -- providing the...
CHRIS SHIBUTANI There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception
JAMES THURBER If you don't stand up for yourself, no one will do that for you, and that explains why you have got ...
MORAKENG SEKGOKA I believe that the United States has a moral obligation to stand up for those citizens of the world ...
JOSEPH CROWLEY I will stand up for a girl who is being harassed or bullied for choosing to wear revealing clothes. ...
HALIMA ADEN It's all just part of our plan to keep Bristol Motor Speedway the No. 1 venue for racing.
JEFF BYRD If she gets a tardy because of it, I'm going to be very upset. Somebody has to stand up for these ki...
JOHN JORDAN Stand up for what is right, even if you stand alone.
SUZY KASSEM It was just Bristol racing.
BRENDAN GAUGHAN Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. W...
HARLAND WILLIAMS Is it in the best interest of baseball to sell beer in the ninth inning? Probably not. The rule has ...
GEORGE STEINBRENNER Bristol is no different than restrictor-plate racing -- if someone makes a bad move it can cause a b...
JOE NEMECHEK Don't give up the fight,
Stand up for your rights.
BOB MARLEY Anybody that'll stand up to The Cline is all right.
PATSY CLINE The Gospel can stand up to scrutiny.
FRANK PERETTI To stay there any longer would just be repetition, ... Somebody's got to stand up and say 'Enough is...
RON CAREY I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.
CAROL LEIFER At last, Russia has returned to the world arena as a strong state - a country that others heed and t...
VLADIMIR PUTIN You want to shut up every Negro who has the courage to stand up and fight for the rights of his peop...
PAUL ROBESON The only rule of science is that it has no rule.
VIKRANT PARSAI If Dave wants to continue this test, he has to do that privately, not using university systems.
BRIAN RUST Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave B...
ARTHUR C. CLARKE Partnership working, clear priorities and the adoption of innovative approaches by the Safer Bristol...
GARY HOPKINS This area of the state has got to be a No. 1 priority if we're going to win in the future. Republica...
JASON WILLETT School don't need to start the same week as the Bristol race
DAVID BROCK Don't hide yourself. Stand up, keep your head high and show them what you got!
JOE MARI FADRIGALAN Time to stand up for what you believe in.
TYLER DURDEN The Church has never changed its teaching on the sanctity of human life - it didn't make up a ru...
WELLINGTON MARA We just got the rule today, so we're trying to get caught up on what the new OHV rules say, especial...
AMY TEEGARDEN They put out heat at table level rather than up so no one has to stand up to get warm.
CINDI NICHOLSON Dave has done a tremendous job of developing a very extensive recruiting network and that has helped...
LUKE REIGEL It's great to be back. I have been looking forward to coming to Bristol probably for the first time ...
CHAD KNAUS Bristol Central will be tough competition.
DENNIS PERSON I was influenced by a lot of stand-up comedians... Eddie Murphy back when he was doing 'Raw.'...
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But I only know the player and manager, not the gambler. And it was all good. He came to the park re...
DAVE BRISTOL Boys, baseball is a game where you gotta have fun. You do that by winning.
DAVE BRISTOL Hey, the first thing you see when you go into pro ball is Rule 21,
DAVE BRISTOL All of us had to go by that rule, damn it. If he did [bet on baseball], then fess up and come clean ...
DAVE BRISTOL Every manager reads Rule 21 [which prohibits betting on baseball] to every player,
DAVE BRISTOL He handled it like he always does, in the typical Pete Rose way -- like nothing happened,
DAVE BRISTOL I'm in no rush. One day I'll find a nice guy.
BRISTOL PALIN I want to do public speaking and cause campaigning. I want to write a book.
BRISTOL PALIN I don't want to do business with those who don't make a profit, because they can't give the best ser...
LEE BRISTOL If a mistake is made the honorable thing to do is to own up to it.' Of course I was talking about Le...
BRISTOL PALIN Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking
and believing. As individuals...
CLAUDE BRISTOL The person with a fixed goal, a clear picture of his desire, or an
ideal always before him, causes i...
CLAUDE BRISTOL Never lie to your mother. That's like the biggest lesson that I learned, learned throughout my l...
BRISTOL PALIN Oldenburg has been extremely respected in the industry. But they have kind of flown under the radar ...
BRISTOL VOSS I love my baby more than anything. He's like a Gerber baby. He's the cutest baby in the whol...
BRISTOL PALIN I love my son more than anything. I will do whatever it takes to make sure he is raised the right wa...
BRISTOL PALIN I'm a normal sized girl. I'm not a size double zero; I don't weigh 90 pounds. I'm a ...
BRISTOL PALIN Holy fudge tits.
SIDNEY BRISTOL To create power is like a magnet, this is true because this creative power operates like a magnet. G...
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL Self knowers always dwell in El Dorado; they drink from the fountain of youth, and at all times owne...
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL One secures the gold of the spirit when he finds himself.
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL These repetitive words and phrases are merely methods of convincing the subconscious mind.
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep convic...
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals...
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL One essential to success is that your desire be an all-obsessing one, your thoughts and aim be coord...
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL You have to think big to be big.
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL The whole idea is to enable you to see mentally the picture at all hours of the day.
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL It's the constant and determined effort that breaks down resistance, sweeps away all obstacles.
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL The person with a fixed goal, a clear picture of his desire, or an ideal always before him, causes i...
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL Always try to do something for the other fellow and you will be agreeably surprised how things come ...
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL Doing things for others always pays dividends...
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL To win you've got to stay in the game.
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conv...
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL Do not trust to the cheering, for those persons would shout as much if you and I were going to be ha...
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL You must intensify and render continuous by repeatedly presenting with suggestive ideas and mental p...
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL We usually get what we anticipate.
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL Undoubtedly, we become what we envisage.
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL Always try to do something for the other fellow and you will be agreeably surprised how things come ...
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL Thought is the original source of all wealth, all success, all material gain, all great discoveries ...
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL One essential to success is that your desire be an all-obsessing one, your thoughts and aims be co-o...
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL To create power is like a magnet, this is true because this creative power operates like a magnet. G...
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL It's the constant and determined effort that breaks down all resistance, sweeps away all obstacles.
CLAUDE M. BRISTOL I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ...
DAVE MATTHEWS Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But...
DAVE ATTELL Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ...
DAVE WINFIELD Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
DAVE BARRY We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi...
DAVE BARRY Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
DAVE ANDERSON For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
DAVE BARRY What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe...
DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
DAVE BARRY Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ...
DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod...
DAVE BAUTISTA A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
DAVE FOLEY When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou...
DAVE DAVIES Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a...
DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio...
DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
DAVE MORRIS Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ...
DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
DAVE ZEBIAN I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor...
DAVE BARRY I'm so alive.
As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
DAVE MATTHEWS I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on...
DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless...
DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...
DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth...
DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l...
DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ...
DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ...
DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba...
DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
DAVE MEURER Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The future is no place to place your better days.
DAVE MATTHEWS Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL