Sensitive, humbug. Everybody thinks I'm sensitive. Wait until they hear my new album.

Had my grandparents not emigrated when they did, I might have been born Jewish in Eastern Europe during World War II, or I might not have been born at all. Instead, I was born in 1942 in New York City.

Everybody understands friendship, and friendship is different than love - it's a different kind of love. Friendship has more freedom, more latitude. You don't expect your friend to be as you think your friend should be; you expect your friend just to love you as a friend.

Hear me, I beg. We say thankee.

It's about a girl and a guy and they both die....no wait...she doesn't die....he just THINKS she's dead.....

In the age of cellphone cameras, everybody thinks of themselves as a tracker.