Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.


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Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
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WALTER LORD
I never earned a dollar that was not somehow through writing.
WALTER LORD
It's a funny thing, but today the Titanic is probably much more - that is people are much more a...
WALTER LORD
Someone once told me the one thread that runs through them all is a premium on personal courage - no...
WALTER LORD
Events alone rarely provide much guide to the future.
WALTER LORD
I look for something that is highly unusual, involving ordinary people caught in extraordinary situa...
WALTER LORD
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.
WALTER LORD
What you have, what you are - your looks, your personality, your way of thinking - is unique. No one...
JACK LORD
The introduction of religious passion into politics is the end of honest politics, and the introduct...
LORD HAILSHAM
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
LORD BYRON
Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.
LORD BYRON
Roll on, deep and dark blue ocean, roll. Ten thousand fleets sweep over thee in vain. Man marks the ...
LORD BYRON
History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul.
LORD ACTON
There are four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? ...
LORD BYRON
For pleasures past I do not grieve, nor perils gathering near; My greatest grief is that I leave not...
LORD BYRON
But words are things, and a small drop of ink, Falling like dew, upon a thought, produces That which...
LORD BYRON
Truth is always strange, stranger than fiction.
LORD BYRON
Adversity is the first path to truth.
LORD BYRON