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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.


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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
WOODY ALLEN Words without experience are meaningless.
VLADIMIR NABOKOV I shall go on shining as a brilliantly meaningless figure in a meaningless world.
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD If indeed, as Hilbert asserted, mathematics is a meaningless game played with meaningless marks on p...
E. T. BELL A life without purpose is meaningless
SUNDAY ADELAJA This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS Practice without improvement is meaningless.
CHUCK KNOX Scenery without solace is meaningless.
MITCH ALBOM without passion, life is meaningless,
LEISA RAYVEN Life is meaningless without research .
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Dreaming without action is meaningless.
JIM GENOVESE The Resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless.
JOSEPH B. WIRTHLIN We live not only in a world of thoughts, but also in a world of things. Words without experience are...
VLADIMIR NABOKOV Without human values, life is meaningless.
SRI SATHYA SAI BABA Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble ...
JUDITH VIORST Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as n...
JUDITH VIORST I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI Life Is Meaningless Without Dreams; Men Is Valueless Without Hopes
IAN LIAU OON TOH - SINGAPORE Love is the cure of meaningless.
ALEXANDER STRANDH As far as love is concerned, possession, power, fusion and disenchantment are the Four Horsemen of t...
ZYGMUNT BAUMAN Time becomes meaningless without memory.
JON EDGELL Ideas are meaningless without a masterful execution.
ALEJANDRO CREMADES Integrity without courage is useless and courage without integrity is meaningless.
LALIT BHOJWANI One of the things that gets confused often is the difference between marriage and good marriage. Mar...
REBECCA TRAISTER Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless.
HANNAH ARENDT Action without a name, a "who" attached to it, is meaningless.
ST. JEROME Music. A meaningless acceleration in the rhythm of celestial experience.
C.S. LEWIS Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you'll be able to see farther.
J. P. MORGAN Go as far as you can see; when you get there you'll be able to see farther.
THOMAS CARLYLE Wisdom is meaningless until our own experience has given it meaning.
BERGEN EVANS As far as I can judge, not much good can be done without disturbing something or somebody.
EDWARD BLAKE Life is not a series of pathetic, meaningles actions. Some of them are so far from pathetic, so far ...
JUDITH GUEST ...the court, as now constituted, would be meaningless without the jail which gives it its power. Bu...
BARBARA DEMING If the court doesn't enforce its orders, they become meaningless.
GORDON BAINES I didn't think that the government would go as far as to include American citizens to be interne...
FRED KOREMATSU As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD As far as the style, I was fascinated by surrealism.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
ALBERT J. NOCK Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.
DAVID KOECHNER As far as expectations go, you can never work for expectations. You have to work against them.
KAJOL And as far as guitars go, I loved Jimmy Bryant and Speedy West's stuff.
WILLIE NELSON Men, we don't get much, as far as holidays go - Father's Day.
DMX As far as cities go, Havana is a festering treasure chest, a primary color.
BRIN-JONATHAN BUTLER What would life be called if there were no humans created? Meaningless, right? Is it our survival th...
EPHDAN As for sex, well, I mean sex is a perfectly respectable subject as far as Shakespeare is concerned. ...
IAN FLEMING I can remember back as far as age 8, performing with the Boston Folk Song Society. It was a Woody Gu...
FRANK BLACK It's just that... without the memories it's all meaningless.
LOIS LOWRY Without music, life would be meaningless. -Jay Vin Foong
JAY VIN FOONG The nights are always meaningless without hopes for tomorrow.
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE Without oversight or enforcement, rule changes are virtually meaningless.
MELANIE SLOAN Without the stay, her appeal would have been meaningless.
MARTHA STEWART Given a choice, I would never want a life totally devoid of pain, but life is meaningless without so...
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE I've been in this business my whole life. I'm pretty bulletproof as far as being hurt.
TINA YOTHERS The questions philosophers ask are not so much meaningless as irrelevant.
MARTY RUBIN Man is a useless passion. It is meaningless that we live and it is meaningless that we die.
JEAN-PAUL SARTRE It's clear as crystal that the fact that something is in draft form is meaningless.
MARK ANFINSON As far as I'm concerned, there is no subject that's off the table.
GARRY TRUDEAU As far as festivals, nothing tops Cannes.
SASHA LANE A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.
JOYCE MEYER Reach for it. Push yourself as far as you can.
CHRISTA MCAULIFFE Television's going, as far as I'm concerned, downhill, and I'm an anachronism.
DICK VAN DYKE Wearing corsets all the time was completely incapacitating, as far as digestion goes.
HELENA BONHAM CARTER As far as the customer is concerned, the interface is the product.
JEF RASKIN As far as music, Louis Armstrong is one of my heroes.
JON BATISTE As far as natural ability, I was always athletic.
TROY BROWN That my philosophy of life is, as far as possible, one of enjoyment. I'm not nihilistic.
ALEXANDER MCCALL SMITH Fame was not at all what it was cracked up to be, as far as I was concerned.
DAVE MADDEN As far as the fouls go, we are not going to rely on anyone else to make the calls for us.
DAN QUINN In the States, tennis is sixth or seventh on the totem pole as far as sports go.
ANDY RODDICK The idea of suicide is of a very set narrative, as if killing yourself is a definitive statement. Bu...
DENISE MINA The government should act before its people; otherwise it's meaningless.
EPHDAN A meaningless statement remains meaningless no matter how often it's heard.
ROY H. WILLIAMS Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be.
JEFFREY FRY Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned.
DONALD TRUMP I've been writing a lot about my encounter with love. Which is the white stag as far as songwrit...
J. TILLMAN The discount rate cut is really meaningless, although it sounds good.
ANDREW CHAVERIAT New York in a way functions as another character within the story, as it does within most of Woody A...
RADHA MITCHELL I love the '60s - that's my comfort zone as far as dressing goes.
OPHELIA LOVIBOND Time and space have no meaning, just as your conscious thoughts are meaningless.
STEPHEN RICHARDS Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR I hate to say it, but there seems to have been some sort of dumbing down as far as movies go.
SAM NEILL And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.
DEMETRI MARTIN As far as actors go, you're not going to find many ballplayers better than me.
D. B. SWEENEY As far as working out, I know exactly what I'm doing.
EVANDER HOLYFIELD As far as groupies, I never saw any of them.
DAVY JONES As far as my relationship with President Putin is concerned, it's fine.
GERHARD SCHRODER Beautiful, ugly, impressive, disgusting, meaningless, grim, contradictory etc… It makes no differe...
ASGER JORN I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
ROMAN COPPOLA But a lottery isn't meaningless. Someone has to win.
J.G. BALLARD Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's...
MITT ROMNEY There is much that is bad and meaningless in the universe, and the universe contains men who know th...
KATHRYN LINDSKOOG Very few people have actually read Freud, but everyone seems prepared to talk about him in that Wood...
BILLY COLLINS I understand how a first impression is often just that: a quick snapshot that, on its own merit, is ...
ADRIANA TRIGIANI Without an understanding of myth or religion, without an understanding of the relationship between ...
MARION WOODMAN As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical c...
CAROL BURNETT I don't buy diamonds, I don't buy cars, but I enjoy travelling. I'm not a very possessiv...
FRANK OZ You just have to go as far as you can go. Everyone works his way up.
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