Shallow people have the depth of a puddle in the Sahara on a very hot day

As we tiptoe through the tulips, sometimes it helps to wear big boots!

The real path to immortality is not by way of Nirvanah or heaven, it's the quotes that you're quoted by that live forever

Sooner or later he must decide what sort of role he intends to play. He seems to reflect the shallowness of a culture that has brought West Indies cricket to its knees. More is needed from the side's senior opening batsman, a member of the World XI no less, than floated off breaks, blocks and lifted drives. No one in this touring party is better placed than the endlessly languid Jamaican to provide the inspiration that alone can turn its fortunes around.

A hard body needs a heart for Jesus. Accept no substitutes!

She avoids deep thought like an empty restaurant, not out of stupidity, but a canny resolve to be happy.