Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.

You can't grow a beard if you shave

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

When you get your first pay cheque, it's the best feeling in the world.

The only people with power today are the audience. And that is increasing with Twitter, Facebook, and everything else. We cater to their likes and dislikes, and you ignore that at your peril.