Shaw's plays are the price we pay for Shaw's prefaces.

You cannot do hazing. If you're stupid enough to do hazing now ... you'll pay the price.

I don't know very much, but what I do know, I know better than anybody else and I don't want to argue about it... A mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

Your Englishman, confronted by something abnormal will always pretend that it isn't there. If, however, you force him to look into it, he'll at once pretend that he sees the object not for what it is but for something that he would like it to be.

The worst of failure of this kind is that it spoils the market for more competent performers.

My mind is not a bed to be made and remade.