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JEFF PINKNER Tucker finally parked next to me. We joined Cooper who stared at a hawk flying over the woods.
BIJOU HUNTER Vince Vaughn is a master improviser.
ALAN TUDYK It was a large voice, and she was a little girl. You know, we were Mutt and Jeff onstage.
BEVERLY SILLS In 2008, I was in a London park when I came across a fledgling crow that had fallen from the top of ...
IMELDA MAY History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN We can share the same history, but we have different experiences.
TRAYVONE GARRETT La Petite is still functioning with the help of Linda and Betty Tanner and Kent Vaughn.
ELKE ALLEN It created a global platform that allowed more people to plug and play, collaborate and compete, sha...
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ERIC BOGOSIAN I would compare myself to the Vince Vaughn character, but I suck.
JUSTIN BITZ As a 20-year friend of Rosie's, I couldn't be happier that we will finally share a stage together, ....
HARVEY FIERSTEIN As a 20-year friend of Rosie's, I couldn't be happier that we will finally share a stage together, ....
HARVEY FIERSTEIN As a 20-year friend of Rosie's, I couldn't be happier that we will finally share a stage together. W...
HARVEY FIERSTEIN Before Grandma died, she talked about family history in a way she had never done before, ... She was...
JACQUELINE WOODSON With a history of more than 100 years, we have reaped a bigger share in the domestic market.
ZHOU HONGJIANG Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
JEFF KINNEY As a 20-year friend of Rosie's, I couldn't be happier that we will finally share a stage together. W...
HARVEY FIERSTEIN The lion's share of what she did she did on her own.
JAY JACOBS Boynton is changing so rapidly right now, it's especially important to share our history.
JANET DEVRIES She had a lot of depression in her life, but she didn't want to share it with anyone.
DENNIS STUBBLEFIELD As history always repeats itself,so also does the share price of a company & that's how traders make...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Europe, Latin America, and the Caribbean share a cultural heritage based on centuries of common hist...
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JACE SEAVERS Most importantly, Jeff started in the stores. There isn't a segment of our business in which Jeff ha...
DAVID BERNAUER [Vaughn] seemed like a very down to earth guy. And because he was having an awesome time, it pumped ...
LAURA STANKIEWICZ If, in schools, we keep teaching that history is divided into American history and Chinese history a...
DAVID CHRISTIAN We'd love to get more people here so we can share this important piece of history.
CATHERINE DEAN In the teahouses one could hear the most absurd stories, such as how a in a certain place a huge spi...
LAO SHE During my childhood I didn't need to hear stories about evil ogres eating children and so forth; the...
LAO SHE Jeff has good hands and good feet.
BRYAN RICE And that's what saved Jeff Bridges' life.
RUSTY GREGORY In October alone, we've already earned $2.30 a share, ... we're in good shape to have the best quart...
BILL GREEHEY She has done a tremendous job of telling the history.
CANDACE MATTHEWS She could have been extremely frustrated, rushed shots and been greedy, but she wasn't. That's when ...
ANNE DONOVAN Jeff Foxworthy Show.
BILL ENGVALL But if the history of mankind was her own history, in a way she was thousands of years old.
JOSTEIN GAARDER Jeff did a great job of coming out and settling us down.
ADAM HALUSKA Jeff is a good trainer and he'll handle him the right way.
FLOYD MAYWEATHER SR Where did you get your tat?”
“Aaron’s shop. You want to get a tat?” he asked, grinning...
BIJOU HUNTER My father was a history professor, and my mother a housewife—"
She married a house?
SHERRILYN KENYON Jeff had a lot of support out here.
JUSTIN LEONARD Vince Vaughn is very personable. He was just so comfortable on stage improving, inviting students on...
LAURA STANKIEWICZ There's a great line where she says, 'Well, people hate history,'
MAGGIE RENZI She said giving birth should be a very private thing for just Kevin and her to share, and that she's...
BRITNEY SPEARS She has a long, long history of service in this community. She has been a good warrior for us,
DON HILL I feel very good having Jeff Victor as my successor. There was a lot of interest in this position, a...
JOE SCHILLACI She wrote an eternal history within me
IAN IJH HOWELL That was key. Jeff really played a solid game.
BOBBY SANDQUIST Over the stove, we share personal family history. Where did your grandparents come from? What did yo...
JANICE PARKS If history was written about his-story (the victor) is not accurate history
MOHAMMED S. HASSAN Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today?
Peanut: Yes we had a great day!
Jose: No...
JEFF DUNHAM I wanted to be Carrie Vaughn the awesome writer, not the chick who writes the 'Kitty' books.
CARRIE VAUGHN He's a cross between Tom Seaver and Jeff Spicoli, ... Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
MIKE SWEENEY When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice.
APURVA GAGLANI Come to me last, Jeff.
ERIC KAISER If a woman so much loves money, she will not fail to share her secret with fools.
VIKRANT PARSAI The real friend is he or she who can share all our sorrows and double our joys.
BARRY C. FORBES rejection, ordered a series of aerial attacks on the Royal Air Force bases and radar stations in sou...
HOURLY HISTORY despite the anti-Semitic attitudes of Vienna at
HOURLY HISTORY Moral courage is the most valuable and usually the most absent characteristic in men.” —General ...
HOURLY HISTORY Society wants to believe it can identify evil people, or bad or harmful people, but it’s not pract...
HOURLY HISTORY A friend of mine, Neil Gaiman, had the film rights to his book 'Stardust' bought by producer...
JANE GOLDMAN When a heart breaks
it also opens
-Jeff Arch- screenwriter.
JEFF ARCH Jeff did a tremendous job for us in South Africa,
JACK NICKLAUS Jeff Smith wrestled a great match. He didn't back down.
JACK KOSMICKI She represents the history and tradition set forth by the Sisters of Mercy.
LARRY BECK We have to get a better flow. We average 75 points per game, and we haven't had that for a while. Wi...
ED YOUNG Gerda Lerner was fierce, brilliant and unique. She lived history by her bravery, restored history by...
GLORIA STEINEM I've had Jeff playing for me for most of the season and he's done tremendously well. So, do I need t...
FERNANDO CLAVIJO Language is the most extraordinary invention in the history of humanity, the one which came before e...
J. M. G. LE CLEZIO I was Jazzy Jeff's assistant.
TROY CARTER I think there are a lot of sociopaths out there, and she has a lot to share with women who run acros...
MARTI GALLAGHER You know how people have a talent and they want to share it? That was her thing. She gave of her tim...
CATHY POOLE Everyday I would share a word with her. Words like optimistic, perseverance, commitment, charisma an...
DEBORAH ROBINSON However, we all share the firm belief in the triumph of humanist and progressive values that mankind...
TRAN DUC LUONG Without language, one cannot talk to people and understand them; one cannot share their hopes and as...
NELSON MANDELA Every company has its own texture, vocabulary, and singular place in dance history, and I have alway...
DAVID HALLBERG Jeff had a lot of good friends and taught a lot of people to bowl and be consistent,
TERRY WOOD Jeff is not looking past Robin Reid. Reid is the stiffest test Jeff Lacy will have faced in his 19-0...
GARY SHAW Hartmann and country music share a long and rich history in Tennessee and it is therefore only natur...
DAVID HERMAN Vaughn is talking about the heat, and his voice is so excited that it breaks into whispers at times....
LAUREN DESTEFANO She passed as a black woman. She was treated as a black woman. That is her place in history. She did...
LARRY LESTER Jeff got some good news today.
BOBBY GARCIA I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES I was in awe of her historical knowledge. She was a walking history book.
ARNOLD SETTELMEYER Rocky Mountain National Park, Winter Park and the mountains were very important to Jeff. We are at p...
CHRIS CHRISTENSEN My mother persevered through much adversity because she possessed faith in God, self-respect, and an...
ILYASAH SHABAZZ I found my partner, my life partner, and I really am in love with my wife, and we have a lovely time...
EWAN MCGREGOR Whatever glory belongs to the race for a development unprecedented in history for the given length o...
MARY MCLEOD BETHUNE We know that Jeff received lucrative offers from other clubs. Jeff was keen to remain at Melbourne a...
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ROBIN WOZNY Nearly every day for the past ten years, Jeff Suggs has volunteered at Oak View Middle School. It is...
KAREN CLARKE She could afford anything, she could give anything, but she could not share a moment of her life wit...
RAVINDRA SHUKLA My mother used to sit at the foot of my bed, and she would share her dreams with me.
LIZ MURRAY Speak to your siblings to ask them and have them share with you their medical history, including his...
DR. JOANNE MURABITO Jeff Ulbrich understands the game. He works hard. He studies film. Coverage is not just speed, it's ...
MIKE SINGLETARY Jeff Bridges taught me a lot about how to keep a scene fresh.
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JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY