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She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing…
"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."
Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.


Ilona Andrews

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ILONA ANDREWS Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.
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CRYSTAL EVANS Let's make a game of it, shall we?" she said. "Whoever kills the most, wins."
"I will kill twe...
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JANY CHUMAS What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?
CARRIE VAUGHN What did she say?'
'She made her displeasure with his existence clear.'
'That's it?'
...
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JENNIFER WEINER He told her that if she screamed or if she told anybody what he was doing, he was going to come back...
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NALINI SINGH It was definitely a right hand and not a head butt that opened her eye. She was slightly crouched ov...
CARINA MORENO She plucked the blossoms from the bag and arranged them, one by one, in the water glass on her dress...
SARAH JIO And I thought kitty liter was the unlawful practice of discarding small felines along the roadside.
ROBERT J. MORRISSETTE Because she wasn't human, Chaol realized, gaping at her from where he still crouched over Fleetfoot....
SARAH J. MAAS Kitty Wells was the first and only Queen of Country Music, no matter what they call the rest of us. ...
DOLLY PARTON What was she like?"
I tell the truth.
"She was my dream. She made me who I am, and holding...
NICHOLAS SPARKS She was desperate and she was choosey
at the same time and, in a way, beautiful, but she didn'...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI I love doing girly stuff with my mum or with Sophia. I took Sophia and a couple of her friends to th...
ABBEY CLANCY I got into an argument with my original publisher. They wanted me to do 'Kitty' and nothing ...
CARRIE VAUGHN I am a little obsessed with surprise kitty.
HANNAH SIMONE I was only kidding about the hundred," she says.

oh," I say, "what will it cost me?"
CHARLES BUKOWSKI Celaena shuddered. "This conversation's become far too awful to have after eating." she said, slumpi...
SARAH J. MAAS He could not be mistaken. There were no other eyes like those in the world. There was only one creat...
LEO TOLSTOY She found out he was two-timing on her. She told me some time ago she was going to kill him. I wasn'...
BERNICE JAMISON Oh thank God, please you have to help me!” begged the human. “She tied me up, she wants to kill ...
SUZANNE WRIGHT Do I really run like that?" (Kitty)
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GINI KOCH I went to my grandmother, your great-great-grandmother, and asked her to write a letter. She was my ...
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER The pictures came out and everyone was going: ?Oh my God, she only had her baby three days ago and l...
ANNA FRIEL I just applied the Kitty Kelley test,
JOE SCARBOROUGH My kitty cats could rely on my poker winnings.
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BRANDON SANDERSON She was very upset. She kept saying, 'Oh my God, oh my God, I can't believe it.
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"What happened?" he repeated. ...
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Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
Wh...
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SARAH J. MAAS Hope Was but a timid friend;
She sat without the grated den,
Watching how my fate would te...
EMILY BRONTë There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead;
And w...
HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW She came towards me with a juicy gash between her legs that smelled like my best friend's sister" DAVE MATTHES When I crawled in she started screaming. She was saying things like 'Oh my god, oh my god.
MARIELLA RUOCCO Hello Kitty will never speak.
PICO IYER Kitty need's a tounge bath
JEANIENE FROST How did I love her?
Let me count the ways.
The freckles on her nose like the shadow of a s...
LAUREN OLIVER Mia stayed where she was, distrust plain in her eyes.
"I've got tea," Mercurio sighed. "And cak...
JAY KRISTOFF She was in love with you,” he says. “And I don’t think she got to tell you, did she?”
<...
TESS SHARPE So what was that all about?"
"I think," Jace said, "that she asked if she could touch my mango....
CASSANDRA CLARE I was losing her, she wouldn’t listen to me, and I was about to fail my third quiz of the semester...
KAMI GARCIA Tall, aren't you?" she said.
"I didn't mean to be."
Her eyes rounded. She was puzzled. Sh...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Dread was always with her, an alarm system in her head, alert
to her next disaster.
Despit...
G.G. RENEE HILL She was here, with him, and she felt like heaven. The soft scent of her hair, the slight taste of sa...
JULIA QUINN She was famous, and she was insane.
Her voice soared out over the audience, holding them spellb...
DIANNE SYLVAN I think I was a Japanese schoolgirl in another life. That's how much I love Hello Kitty.
DAKOTA FANNING Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.

She leaned in, prodded them a little. Eating with those puppi...
J.R. WARD Eena turned aside, breathing shallowly as her mind raced with questions. She was glad he couldn’t ...
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH There was something about my face,she said, that she couldn't stand. Something about my eyes, the wa...
TAHEREH MAFI I'm so sorry," he whispered to her, knowing she couldn't hear. "I'm so sorry."
Her mouth moved,...
JAMES DASHNER She was a thief, a runaway, a pirate, a magician.
She was fierce, and powerful, and terrifying....
V.E. SCHWAB Silvia frowned, then she suddenly shouted. 'Mark and Gladson, get back to your seats!'

A ...
DEEPIKA KUMAARAGURU One day I'll kill him, you know.
I glanced at her. She was deadly serious.
ILONA ANDREWS Without realizing what she was doing and more on an impulse than anything else, she leaned forward a...
ROBERT FANNEY Chloe Bishop took an ax and gave Skanky Skyla forty whacks. And when she saw what she had done, she ...
ADDISON MOORE Be to her, Persephone,
All the things I might not be;
Take her head upon your knee.
S...
EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY Claire. Wake up.” She blinked and realized that her head was on Shane’s shoulder, and Michael wa...
RACHEL CAINE She was dry. She was lying on something soft. She was wrapped in quilts. There was a star of light d...
ERIN BOW I’ll come back,” she promised. “I’ll always come back to you.”
“I know,” he said ...
TIFFANY REISZ I don’t want any money.”
I put the wallet away.
She said: “What are you going to do ...
JONATHAN LATIMER Her phone beeps and she pulls it out again. She frowns.

I give her a side-eye. “Everyth...
ASHLEY POSTON Summerset, don't you ever sleep?"

"It's Lieutenant Dallas. She's--"

Roarke dro...
J.D. ROBB She knew it was time,
What for was the mystery
but focused; she remained.
She turne...
NIKKI ROWE Sam…”
“What?” she whispered.
“Tell me what to do to fix it.”
She shook he...
KAYLEA CROSS My name...my name is Mary. I'm here with a friend.'
Rhage stopped breathing. His heart skipped ...
J.R. WARD She suddenly understood why she had let him kiss her in the diner, why she had wanted him at all. HOLLY BLACK You call that a kiss?"
"Yep."
Okay, so I'm in shock the girl put my hand on her creamy che...
SIMONE ELKELES She could not picture it. Herself riding on the subway or streetcar, caring for new horses, talking ...
ALICE MUNRO She laughed when there was no joke. She danced when there was no music.
She had no friends, ye...
JERRY SPINELLI Stop it, she told herself.

There was only so much she could control.

But that ...
SARAH ADDISON ALLEN What was that all about?" Jay asked in loud whisper.
She still felt like her head was reeling. ...
KIMBERLY DERTING Hello, Harry!” she said.
“Er — my name’s Barny,” said Harry, flummoxed.
“Oh, h...
J.K. ROWLING One summer morning at sunrise a long time ago
I met a little girl with a book under her arm. TOVE JANSSON She wanted to go out on a convoy because she was bored with what she was doing.
BETTY FRENCH Not enough info makes for a lot of dead cats."
"Dead cats?"
"You know, 'Curiosity killed t...
BRYAN DAVIS She nodded... and was about to turn away. Then, as if she thought better of it, she reached out and ...
MELISSA DE LA CRUZ You know," Marion said, "I met a woman once when I was a teenager. I knew she had gone through a lot...
ERICA BAUERMEISTER She was beauty and intelligence stitched together with no seams
She lived in a world with no d...
HUBERT MARTIN Almost halfway down the aisle, she saw someone she wasn't expecting, and she almost stumbled on her ...
MELISSA DE LA CRUZ What Vera doesn’t know is: I’d kill to be a pickle on her Big Mac—ground to relish between her...
A.S. KING She is not fair to outward view
As many maidens be;
Her loveliness I never knew
Until sh...
HARTLEY COLERIDGE Virgin suicide
What was that she cried?
No use in stayin'
On this holocaust ride
JEFFREY EUGENIDES The thunder howled and the rain splashed, the leaves played with the breeze and the lightning flashe...
AVIJEET DAS Did she say anything before she died?" he asked.
"Yes," the surgeon said. "She said, 'Forgive h...
SHERMAN ALEXIE Come here,” she says.
“No, you come here.”
“I said it first.”
“Rock paper...
MELINA MARCHETTA Edie Sedgwick (1943-1971)

I don't know how she did it. Fire
She was shaking all over...
PATTI SMITH There was something inside of her that was shining from her. I wanted what she had. She was filled w...
MARLENE ROSENBERG What happened? Did a house fall on your sister?" I asked. Maybe there was a benefit to our language ...
RICHELLE MEAD There was no real need for her to tell them that yet again, but that was all right with her. She was...
DAVID WEBER She was not as stupid as some I have had, and better company, but still perhaps her going was for th...
KAREN CUSHMAN Too young,too young,she chanted to herself.
Wrong,of course.
I was older than her grandfat...
STEPHENIE MEYER What were you thinking about just
now while you were looking out the window?" To his surprise, ...
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I raised my chin at him. “If you tried...
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ILONA ANDREWS Look, he isn’t even concerned.”
I poured the tea. “He’s concerned, Mother. He just does...
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ILONA ANDREWS Enough," Curran said. An unmistakable command saturated his voice. Jim clicked his mouth shut. I cro...
ILONA ANDREWS Who snitched?"
"We have people monitoring police radio frequencies. They gave Jim a heads-up in...
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"Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt p...
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ILONA ANDREWS She was pretty sure that if you died in the South, you'd have a layover in Atlanta before you reache...
ILONA ANDREWS You enjoyed it. It made you feel alive. You were looking kind of green."

You bastard....
ILONA ANDREWS When walking into the lair of the dragon after robbing his hoard, the least you could do is hold you...
ILONA ANDREWS Breaking into the house in the middle of the night just wasn't his style. He did his best work in pl...
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A huge gold-and-amber eye, as big as a dinner plat...
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ILONA ANDREWS Oh, I don't know. I might grow on you."
She furrowed her pretty eyebrows. "Like a cancer?"
ILONA ANDREWS Did I ever tell you that you are like sunshine in the middle of the night?
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“ ‘Panic’?...
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ILONA ANDREWS At the door, Audrey called, "Are you coming?"
"No, just breathing hard, love." He glanced at he...
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ILONA ANDREWS Ask a man how much a dollar is worth, and he'll tell you, 'Almost nothing.' Try to take a dollar awa...
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ILONA ANDREWS Oh, so it was a lifesaving kiss."

"Well, if you want to put it that way..."

ILONA ANDREWS I wouldn’t put it past you,” Kaldar said. “Or him. Who knows what the hell he might do?”
ILONA ANDREWS Well, shit," Dobe said. "I guess you're familiar with the law. You hit it over the head, set its hou...
ILONA ANDREWS Congratulations," he said, his voice dry. "You finally managed to find a woman as tragically noble a...
ILONA ANDREWS The judge's massive eyebrows crept up. "Kaldar. Are you the one speaking for the plaintiff today?" <...
ILONA ANDREWS Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows.
"We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. ...
ILONA ANDREWS Kaldar picked up a rock and tossed it into the clearing. It landed between two wards. A green stem s...
ILONA ANDREWS William's eyes glowed like two amber coals. She met his gaze and flinched. No emotion reflected in t...
ILONA ANDREWS Behind him Kaldar nudged Urow's youngest son. "Bet you he lasts at least thirty seconds."
"Um.....
ILONA ANDREWS She surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?"
He showed her his teeth. "Yes.
ILONA ANDREWS Failure happened. The trick was to accept the risk and try anyway.
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ILONA ANDREWS He had the prettiest hair she had ever seen on a man: dark brown, almost black, and soft like sable,...
ILONA ANDREWS You said he was a soldier. You don't suppose...?"
"Oh, Gods." Ignata blinked. "You think someth...
ILONA ANDREWS It depends. If I don't let you in, will you huff and puff and blow my house down?"
She had no ...
ILONA ANDREWS Oh, Gods."
His eyes shone with want and predatory satisfaction. "The name's William. It's a com...
ILONA ANDREWS Some women waited for a night in shining armor. She, apparently, had ended up with a knight in black...
ILONA ANDREWS It could be worse," he said finally. "Efrenia married an arsonist. Jake's wife is a kleptomaniac. I ...
ILONA ANDREWS How is it different?"
He rolled his head back, sable hair falling down on his shoulders. "With ...
ILONA ANDREWS Shane lowered his glasses on his nose and gave me his version of a severe stare.
I leaned a lit...
ILONA ANDREWS You'll lose."
"What makes you so sure?"
"You have no discipline. All you do is tear down s...
ILONA ANDREWS I know you'll tell me to fuck off, but I think Curran loves you. Truly loves you. And I think you lo...
ILONA ANDREWS Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.
ILONA ANDREWS You sure you don't need your Prince Charming to come and save you?"
The knot in my stomach eva...
ILONA ANDREWS I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it t...
ILONA ANDREWS Rene, you want us to find you-don't-know-who and to retrieve his you-don't-know-what for you-won't-t...
ILONA ANDREWS If the lot of you survives, Curran will flay the skin off your backs," Doolittle said.
"That's ...
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ILONA ANDREWS Kate Daniels, deadly swordmaster. Fear my twitching pinkie.
ILONA ANDREWS I've never seen such a collection of idiots in my whole life.' Doolittle shook his head. 'If you par...
ILONA ANDREWS I'm counting to ten in my head."
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"No."
"It doesn't help me with you ...
ILONA ANDREWS I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Ro...
ILONA ANDREWS Secret to what?"
"Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're hal...
ILONA ANDREWS I've read your summary."
"And?"
"It's not incompetent."
Be still, my heart, so I don'...
ILONA ANDREWS I'll call you," he repeated.
"If you call me, I won't pick up the phone."
"You will wait b...
ILONA ANDREWS I flexed my wrist, popped a silver needle into my palm, and offered it to him.
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ILONA ANDREWS You will not pass!” Roman thundered.
Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.
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MENU
I wan...
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Th...
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ILONA ANDREWS And then what?"
"I'll burn that bridge when I cross it.
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ILONA ANDREWS Estene aleera hesaad de viren aneda." And now, you are forever mine.
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“A needle.”
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ILONA ANDREWS Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.
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ILONA ANDREWS Curran shrugged and pulled me back to him. 'You don't pick the family you're born into. You pick the...
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ILONA ANDREWS You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep."
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"On...
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“You m...
ILONA ANDREWS Aha! So I’m not crazy.”
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ILONA ANDREWS Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked.
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ILONA ANDREWS Saiman reached into the trunk and pulled out a pink tulle tutu.
“No.”
“Yes.” ILONA ANDREWS I take back what I said about the donkey,’’ Ascanio said. ‘’She’s awesome
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ILONA ANDREWS Ascanio..."
"Yes, Consort?"
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ILONA ANDREWS I've been assigned to bodyguard you."
You've got to be kidding me.
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ILONA ANDREWS Sit your ass down, Don Juanabe," Derek said.
"Don Juanabe?" Ascanio pulled out his swords.
ILONA ANDREWS Okay, pull me up."
The rope didn't move.
"Ascanio?" What was it now? Did he see a butterfl...
ILONA ANDREWS Say 'pop.'"
"Pop?"
"That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass.
ILONA ANDREWS And how did your day go?" I asked Ascanio.
He turned to me, a dreamy look on his pretty face....
ILONA ANDREWS Quick, Derek, it's your chance to shine," Ascanio said.
Derek gave him a withering look.
"...
ILONA ANDREWS Desandra shrugged her shoulders. "Hey, Kate? Have you thought of walking up to Hugh and telling him ...
ILONA ANDREWS Put your badass faces on and follow me.
ILONA ANDREWS Her face looked like it would shatter any second.
ILONA ANDREWS One day I'll kill him, you know.
I glanced at her. She was deadly serious.
ILONA ANDREWS Andrea raised her eyebrows. "Look at you, all high-speed."
"Yeah, you'd think I was a detective...
ILONA ANDREWS She put her hands over her face. Ah crap. What do I do now? Do I say something, do I not say somethi...
ILONA ANDREWS Andrea, in less than twelve hours, Atlanta will be full of demons. They will kill, feed, and release...
ILONA ANDREWS Are you happy?
When I can get out of my own way.
And the rest of the time?
The rest o...
ILONA ANDREWS It's not a loup cage, you know,' I told her. 'It's a holding cell. Or safe room. or secure room. I d...
ILONA ANDREWS Who is there with you?"

"Raphael"

Kate's voice snapped. "I'll be in Atlanta in...
ILONA ANDREWS Derek, you just don't say things like that to a woman. Keep going this way and you'll spend your lif...
ILONA ANDREWS We can do subtle," I assured her.
"It's our middle name," Andrea added.
For some odd reaso...
ILONA ANDREWS He glued the chair to my ass."
Silence.
"Is it still...attached?"
"I can't get it off...
ILONA ANDREWS Who is Hunter Becker?"
"Becker the Gory? Lighthouse Keepers? Boston?"
"I would've preferre...
ILONA ANDREWS We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.
How do you know he is a sex fiend?
He i...
ILONA ANDREWS Would you like to work here with me?
We have no clients and the pay is shit.
ILONA ANDREWS Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.
ILONA ANDREWS What do you mean fainted?
Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after...
ILONA ANDREWS I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I ...
ILONA ANDREWS Are you sure you know where you're going?" Andrea frowned.
"Would you like me to pull over and ...
ILONA ANDREWS It’s your duty as my best friend to be outraged with me.”
“I’m outraged!” I snarled....
ILONA ANDREWS I have a serious question."

"I will give a serious answer."

"Can a god be kill...
ILONA ANDREWS I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board
ILONA ANDREWS The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make ...
ILONA ANDREWS Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods....
ILONA ANDREWS Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers.
ILONA ANDREWS The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was...
ILONA ANDREWS My mind struggled to formulate a coherent though, any thought. I opened my mouth. "Your pajamas have...
ILONA ANDREWS Only poor people are weird. Rich people are eccentric.
ILONA ANDREWS I was so happy to be out of there. “Barabas, if you weren’t batting
for the other team, I�...
ILONA ANDREWS I gave him my Order smile: sweet grin, hard eyes, reached over to my passenger seat, and pulled out ...
ILONA ANDREWS You think this is some sort of comedy going on here?” Collins gave him his tough stare.
A lit...
ILONA ANDREWS Bad days, good days, ‘I’ll cut you if you look at me the wrong way’ days. I’ll take them all...
ILONA ANDREWS You’re touching me,” I chided him.
He caressed my back, sliding his hand down, hitting eve...
ILONA ANDREWS Raphael turned me over and looked at me, his face close to mine. "You and I will never be done.You'r...
ILONA ANDREWS Are you implying that our relationship is like a Spanish soap opera?”

“I’m not imp...
ILONA ANDREWS Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed.
That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was t...
ILONA ANDREWS Someone pounded on the office door. Barabas moved to the door, slid aside the metal shutter covering...
ILONA ANDREWS My tablecloth was missing in action and long, jagged scratches covered the table's surface.The scrat...
ILONA ANDREWS Since we’re playing that game… I tilted my face up to his and gave him a lovesick gaze.
“...
ILONA ANDREWS The rage of the Beast Lord was a terrible thing to behold. Some people stormed, some punched things,...
ILONA ANDREWS At first glance you looked at Kate and thought “fighter,” maybe merc. Five inches taller than me...
ILONA ANDREWS Curran and Kate stood by the door.
“I can’t believe you decided to come down here and check...
ILONA ANDREWS You’re the most experienced investigator I’ve got who’s not tied up in something, and I can’...
ILONA ANDREWS Kate smirked.
"What?"
"Your horse looks pink."
"So?"
"If you paste some stars on...
ILONA ANDREWS It’s never a good thing when the black volhv says “Uh-oh” and then runs for his life.
ILONA ANDREWS Our standard rate. A doubloon a day."
It was generous. More than generous--some families would ...
ILONA ANDREWS So, regarding that tidbit about your having a fertile imagination when it comes to private activitie...
ILONA ANDREWS Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring...
ILONA ANDREWS The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell a...
ILONA ANDREWS Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the momen...
ILONA ANDREWS Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!
ILONA ANDREWS I'm welding the bimbo room shut.
ILONA ANDREWS Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?"
"I ...
ILONA ANDREWS You should name him Fezzik."
"Inconceivable.
ILONA ANDREWS