She has enough black eyeliner on to outline a corpse, and her skin's so pale she looks like she's just broken dawn.

Just you wait till I’m a vampire! I’m not going to be sitting on the sidelines next time.

In other news, Aang dominates on “Are You Smarter Than the Fire Nation”. Bella Swan becomes engaged to her boyfriend of one year, Edward Cullen, and unceremoniously sends Jacob Black to the “friend zone”. Pop star Candy Cane trades her controversial career for being a housewife (which was a move that is very unpopular with many of her young fans), and Jacquel Rassenworth is still the Internet’s biggest fame-nut (cue APPLAUSE).

It takes a few days for the transformation to be complete, depending on how much venom is in the bloodstream, how close the venom is to the heart. As long as the heart keeps beating, poison spreads, healing, changing the body as it moves through it. Eventually the heart stops, and the conversion is finished. But all the time, every minute of it, a victim would be wishing for death

Yeah, it's an off day when I don't get somebody telling me how edible I smell."
- Bella Swan.

drenching his shirt with saltwater