She is the weirdest little dog.

It was the weirdest thing.

Debbie Gibson and dog food. I've always dreamed of this.

The dog was emaciated and had some bruising, but was able to walk around,

Having a place to live is great. I get to have my dog. I feel like a productive citizen again. It's a new lease on life.

What's the weirdest kick-off anyone's ever seen?