She is Venus when she smiles; / But she's Juno when she walks, / And Minerva when she talks.

We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.

Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.

Oh, don't mind me! Just the queen of the heavens, dying over here!

Jupiter's welcome to more from his Juno if he can get it

Tho' I walks with fifty 'ousemaids outer Chelsea to the Strand, / An' they talks a lot o' lovin', but wot do they understand?