She just went ballistic. She became hysterical.

He said she became hysterical and they got into a big fight. He said he couldn't take her doing this anymore. I assume this was an ongoing argument.

You have the emotional capacity of a garden gnome.

You're perfect just the way you are...is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.

I'm sure you do know how to pick guys back on the farm, but this is a whole different world. You can't just grunt and bend some guy over your tractor.

It's so surreal it's hysterical.