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Billy Joel

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BARBARA BOCHNER I respect Billy Joel, but I'm not a guy who's gonna sit down and listen to the entire 'E...
GARTH RISK HALLBERG His style is sort of pop, like Billy Joel or Elton John.
CHRIS BRANDON It was phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal. It's Billy Joel - what else do you have to say?
JOSH DAVIS Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged.
BILLY JOEL My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John.
KYLE DUNNIGAN My favorites growing up were always Billy Joel, Michael Jackson... and Placido Domingo.
JOSH YOUNG Billy Joel and Joe Jackson were both great, and they both play piano.
BEN FOLDS Billy Joel is an incredible musician. He just feels like one of the guys, you know. I grew up listen...
ACTION BRONSON There are some seminal things that happened in the '70s for me: Billy Joel and Jackson 5.
ISAAC HANSON Oh, yeah, I've always thought of covering some of my influences like Billy Joel, Elton John, Ste...
JON SECADA The early Billy Joel stuff I fell in love with, like Glass Houses, is a real rock record.
GAVIN DEGRAW You have a beautiful laugh. Like the promise of tomorrow.
RENEE AHDIEH I love Billy Joel. I cry sometimes when I hear 'The Stranger.' 'You May Be Right' ma...
ADAM PALLY Elton John and Billy Joel, I find them both to be huge inspirations, those guys are so talented.
KYGO I cannot promise very much.I give you the images I know.Lie still with me and watch.We laugh and we ...
ANNE SEXTON I happen to be a guy who also plays the piano and sings, so people automatically associate me with B...
GAVIN DEGRAW Everyone seems to be really excited. I mean, everyone was really excited about the concert. It's lik...
BARBARA BOCHNER You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f*ck off while youre at it".
CHLOE NEILL No matter what, I will always hope for that day when I look around and can say, 'Oh yeah, I wrot...
ISAAC HANSON Most people are blown away by the fact that Beck is Jewish... and Billy Joel. I didn't know he w...
GUY OSEARY The carelessly women she is, hides deep scars.
DEICY ZULEICA GONZALEZ We are excited to present the talents of MCG on legendary Steinway instruments. From Chopin to Billy...
BILL ANDREWS I cannot promise very much. I give you the images I know. Lie still with me and watch. We laugh and ...
ANNE SEXTON I listen to Billy Joel. He is fabulous. I saw him with Elton John when they toured together, it was ...
MARLEE MATLIN For me, '52nd Street' is quintessential Billy Joel. I bought that record as a kid and listen...
DARIUS RUCKER I-" Irsa took a careful breath to steady her words. " I have felt alone for most of my life. Until y...
RENEE AHDIEH Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon ...
CRAIG KILBORN I'm born and raised Long Island. Billy Joel, Paul Simon, Ben Gibbard - melody-driven guys... The...
JON BELLION As an atheist you have to rationalize things. . . . Then you have to try and make some sort of sense...
BILLY JOEL I promised I would never leave youAnd you should always knowWherever you may goNo matter where you a...
BILLY JOEL I cannot promise very much.
I give you the images I know.
Lie still with me and watch.
W...
ANNE SEXTON I will laugh at the laughable while I breathe.
MARY BOYKIN CHESNUT I will keep faith, Walter," she said steadily. "I will work ­and teach ­and learn ­and laugh, yes...
L.M. MONTGOMERY She hated the way roses smelled, their sweetness too fragile. She wanted a garden of evergreens. A g...
KEIRSTEN WHITE I’m the guy who knows how you can hurt so much that your insides feel like they’re cut and bleed...
STEPHANIE WITTER When you grow up, you gain experience and realise what youre capable of.
FRANCESCO TOTTI Go for it, while you can. I know you have it in you. And I can't promise you'll get everything you w...
J.M. DARHOWER When I look at youAnd the world's all right with meJust one look at youAnd I know it's gonna beA lov...
BILL WITHERS If they tell you that she died of sleeping pills you must know that she died of a wasting grief, of ...
CLIFFORD ODETS I just want to make things right. I don't know if Billy Joel knows, but as an entertainer, and the f...
ALICE ALYCE She plucked a rose and held it to her face. She hated the way roses smelled, their sweetness too fra...
KIERSTEN WHITE She did have some bleeding and did require some transfusions. She was taken back to the operating ro...
BRIAN KIRSHON I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel p...
JACK BLACK A few days before the confirmation service, she told her father—the pastor of the church—that sh...
LAUREN F. WINNER She's years beyond her age, ... Honestly, she acts older than Joel.
BENJI MADDEN She's years beyond her age, ... Honestly, she acts older than Joel.
BENJI LEVI MADDEN He caught her around the waist as she moved toward the door, spun her around so she faced him, locke...
LAUREN GILLEY Joel did a great job as a graduate assistant here and has gone on to cut his teeth in the coaching p...
JOE TILLER If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way.
BILLY JOEL He broke the windshield on this car. And he cut himself. And when he went it, he was bleeding. The c...
CHARLES CERVANTES The story really is, in a way, Joel -- doing what he did while dealing with this illness,
JOHN RIGGINS While one might laugh at the meaningless boredom of people a decade or two ago, the emptiness has fo...
ROLLO MAY While I can't promise you that I'm going to be a perfect candidate and I can't promise y...
ALEXI GIANNOULIAS Laugh and the whole world will laugh with you, Cry and you will cry alone!
MERYY LINAY MRS PEARCE. Mr Higgins: youre tempting the girl. It’s not right. She should think of the future. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW She sat on the little iron garden seat in the clearing at the top and looked down at the strange gar...
KATE MORTON She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she had to crack open to get inside. ...
MARITA BONNER You can laugh, but I will get the last laugh.
ALVIN STARKS I grew up in the '70s, and I hear in my own stuff a lot of what I grew up listening to, which is...
JASON ROBERT BROWN At her first bleeding a woman meets her power.
During her bleeding years she practices it. LUCY H. PEARCE Joel Brown will be the featured singer, and the night will include worship and praise,
JOE MORENO I beheld before me an animated Corse. Her countenance was long and haggard; Her cheeks and lips were...
MATTHEW LEWIS Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion.
JANE AUSTEN I can't wear flat shoes. My feet repel them. I was in agony. My high heels had left my feet bleeding...
MARIAH CAREY who wants flowers when youre dead? nobody.
J.D. SALINGER Nothing makes you more vulnerable than your refusal to be honest with yourself.You can suppress the ...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Charity is the entrance to the garden.
SETH ADAM SMITH if youre never scared, or embarased, or hurt, it means you never take any chances.
JULIA SOREL Garden as though you will live forever.
WILLIAM KENT Never break a promise to another human being trusting you, for the day will come when you will need ...
MICHAEL DE CHâTILLON Thats the thing about the Internet. You can put a lot of distance between yourself and the person yo...
ELLEN WRIGHT It didn't really hurt that badly until she tried to stop the bleeding.
CARLA THOMAS As we read, ponder, and pray, there will come into our minds a view of the three gardens of God—th...
BRUCE R. MCCONKIE Death is not a laughing matter, so laugh while you are alive.
VIKRANT PARSAI She was sliced over an old (Caesarean) scar and severely bleeding,
JONATHAN BAYER Everyone has internal bleeding. Some manage to drink that blood while some drink others.
SANDEEP PRADHAN There is somethingsomething urgentI have to say to youand you alonebut it must waitwhile I drink int...
WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS I do not want to promise but I do not think I will be an active participant in the present election ...
ARYEH DERI When she came to her senses again she cut off all contact with him. It had not been easy, but she ha...
STIEG LARSSON Once while St. Francis of Assisi was hoeing his garden, he was asked, What would you do it you were ...
SOURCE UNKNOWN Men promise freedom while establishing laws; God promises laws while establishing freedom.
CRISS JAMI She who laughs last may not invariably laugh best, but she does laugh.
PATRICIA C. WREDE Usually, if I want to just listen to something or sing along to something, I'll put on some Gavi...
JOSH YOUNG You have planted many seeds in the garden of possibilities. Meditation is the art removing the weeds...
AMIT RAY We will remember. I promise you that.
JAMES HALLIGAN a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make y...
J. D. SALINGER So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a grea...
SAMUEL FOOTE I think that was real big. I was bleeding and they wiped me up real quick and stopped the bleeding f...
CARON BUTLER She was sliced over an old [Caesarean] scar and was severely bleeding,
JONATHAN BAYER Eyes locked, they stared. She felt bleeding pain down to her soul.
CRISTIN HARBER Apple introduces a fingerprint scanner? Great, now the thief will also cut my finger while stealing ...
DILETTA FEROLDI When God created the Garden of Eden,
She became the first permaculturalist.
KHANG KIJARRO NGUYEN You can have fun while working hard. You have to get focused and then laugh all the way.
JANET LEDFORD I brought a coconut cream pie, Mom's favorite. Coconut's hard, dirty, shaggy exterior didn't promise...
JUDITH M. FERTIG But let us laugh carelessly like other men.
Let us be timid even among fools.
Let us kno...
GLENWAY WESCOTT I think of her again. Anna. Anna Dressed in Blood. I wonder what tricks she'll try. I wonder if she'...
KENDARE BLAKE The land upon which the goddesses descended –the land that was the locus of the divine activity �...
JONATHAN L. WALLS Here's the promise that you will love her the way she needs to be loved. You will comfort her and su...
DON IMMEL Nature has neither kernel nor shell; she is everything at once
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BILLY JOEL The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy.
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BILLY JOEL I've crashed my car three times.
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BILLY JOEL Don't go changing, to try and please me You never let me down before Don't imagine you're too famili...
BILLY JOEL The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
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BILLY JOEL If it seems like I've been lost in 'lets remember', If it seems I'm gettin' older and missin' my you...
BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun.
BILLY JOEL It's okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
BILLY JOEL You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can truly call you...
BILLY JOEL Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!Don't ask me why.
BILLY JOEL And the word spread of Billy the Kid.
BILLY JOEL We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn...
BILLY JOEL If you make music for the human needs you have within yourself, then you do it for all humans who ne...
BILLY JOEL We are living in a time when American popular music is finally being recognized as one of our most s...
BILLY JOEL They say that these are not the best of timesBut they're the only times I've ever knownAnd I believe...
BILLY JOEL When I was 19, I made my first good week's pay as a club musician. It was enough money for me to...
BILLY JOEL We might be laughing a bit too loudBut that never hurt no one.
BILLY JOEL Critics have said I write without spontaneity, in cold blood. I don't. I write in hot blood.
BILLY JOEL I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do...
BILLY JOEL Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!
Don't ask me why.
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BILLY JOEL Singles don't represent me. Albums do.
BILLY JOEL No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music.
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BILLY JOEL We came in spastic, like tameless horses. We left in plastic as numbered corpses.
BILLY JOEL You can walk away from your mistakes.You can turn your back on what you do.Just a little smile is al...
BILLY JOEL Now, we lives our lives...So nonchalant...We spend our time...So 'Bon Vivant'...Our stylish nights.....
BILLY JOEL You've got your passion. You've got your pride.But don't you know that only fools are satisfied?Drea...
BILLY JOEL I don't know if people are going to remember some of these songs we're going to do tonight. Hell, I ...
BILLY JOEL Drank a lot of take home pay.
BILLY JOEL I thinking of people like Phil Ramone or George Martin,
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BILLY JOEL I hate making videos. Songs are not visual. You get it out of the air. You don't watch it on MTV.
BILLY JOEL have a good reason to be scared.
BILLY JOEL Only the Good Die Young
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BILLY JOEL Slow down, you crazy child.You're so ambitious for a juvenile.
BILLY JOEL Clear as a crystal... Sharp as a knife...I feel like I'm in the prime of my life.
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BILLY JOEL I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things.
BILLY JOEL She's got a smile that heals meI don't know why it isBut I have to laugh when she reveals me.
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BILLY JOEL She can kill with a smile,She can wound with her eyes.
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BILLY JOEL You see firemen, you see cops, and these guys risk their lives everyday. They do this all the time ....
BILLY JOEL If you said good-bye to me tonight,There would still be music left to write.
BILLY JOEL Don't go changing, to try and please meYou never let me down before.
BILLY JOEL When you look into my eyesAnd you see the crazy gypsy in my soulIt always comes as a surpriseWhen I ...
BILLY JOEL Some people sleep all alone every nightInstead of taking a lover to bedSome people find that it's ea...
BILLY JOEL I see the winos talking to themselvesAnd I can understand.
BILLY JOEL What will it take till you believe in meThe way that I believe in you.
BILLY JOEL I don't care what you say anymore, this is my lifeGo ahead with your own life and leave me alone.
BILLY JOEL In every heart there is a roomA sanctuary safe and strongTo heal the wounds from lovers pastUntil a ...
BILLY JOEL Call me a joker, call me a foolRight at this moment I'm totally cool.
BILLY JOEL Slow down you're doing fineYou can't be everything you want to beBefore your time.
BILLY JOEL Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair. . . .
I could not love...
BILLY JOEL In every heart there is a room
A sanctuary safe and strong
To heal the wounds from lovers pa...
BILLY JOEL Slow down you're doing fine
You can't be everything you want to be
Before your time.
BILLY JOEL But I don't want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe.
BILLY JOEL I would not leave you in your times of trouble. We never could have come this far. I took the good t...
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BILLY JOEL Rock and roll cola wars, I can't take it any more.
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BILLY JOEL They showed you a statue and told you to prayThey built you a temple and locked you awayBut they nev...
BILLY JOEL I promised I would never leave youAnd you should always knowWherever you may goNo matter where you a...
BILLY JOEL I was drawn to boxing because I got beat up as a kid. I was the kid with the piano books in a New Yo...
BILLY JOEL Hot funk, cold punk, even if it's old junk, it's still rock and roll to me.
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BILLY JOEL People in music lie, but they don't expect you to believe them. People in television actually expect...
BILLY JOEL What if she figures out you're not very smart?
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BILLY JOEL If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.
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BILLY JOEL You can speak your mindBut not on my time.
BILLY JOEL Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation.
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BILLY JOEL You may be rightI may be crazyBut it just may be a lunatic you're looking for.
BILLY JOEL If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way.
BILLY JOEL Go on and cry in your coffee, but don't come bitching to me.
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BILLY JOEL I may be an antique like the Stones, but antiques are valuable.
BILLY JOEL Don't be afraid to try againEveryone goes southEvery now and then.
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BILLY JOEL They're sharing a drink they call lonelinessBut it's better than drinking alone.
BILLY JOEL You've got yoga honeyI've got beerYou got overpricedAnd I got weird.
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BILLY JOEL There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin.
BILLY JOEL ...And you're the only one who knows.
BILLY JOEL The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
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BILLY JOEL You can get what you want or you can just get old.
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For the Pennsylvania we never found,
For the promise...
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BILLY JOEL Like family, we are tied to each other. This is what all good musicians understand.
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BILLY JOEL I definitely prefer being a lover than a fighter.
BILLY JOEL So before we end and then begin
We'll drink a toast to how it's been
A few more hours to b...
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And the law just could not seem to track him down<...
BILLY JOEL Call me a joker, call me a fool
Right at this moment I'm totally cool.
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BILLY JOEL the words of a madman are only chaos to the sane.
-JOEL If you said good-bye to me tonight, There would still be music left to write.
BILLY JOEL "THE LONGEST TIME" If you want to reap financial blessings, you have to sow financially.
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JOEL OSTEEN You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
JOEL MCHALE God made you a masterpiece - be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped.
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JOEL SALATIN We live in a culture that relishes tearing others down. It's ultimately more fulfilling, though,...
JOEL OSTEEN Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best d...
JOEL OSTEEN I think that God gives you your own will and choices. I don't believe that we're supposed to...
JOEL OSTEEN If we're going to bring out the best in people, we, too, need to sow seeds of encouragement.
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JOEL KINNAMAN If you don't set the tone for the day, the devil will set it for you.
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JOEL EDGERTON I would have happily done 'Bourne Legacy,' but a lot of decisions are made for you.
JOEL EDGERTON I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
JOEL MCHALE It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and...
JOEL MCHALE My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be ...
JOEL MCHALE Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while yo...
JOEL MCHALE It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor need...
JOEL MCHALE Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
JOEL MCHALE If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
JOEL MCHALE Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair gla...
JOEL MCHALE In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty r...
JOEL MCHALE Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
JOEL MCHALE We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a s...
JOEL COEN Resting metabolic rate is largely genetically determined, but our calorie intake has an effect as we...
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JOEL BENENSON We think when God speaks to us, there's going to be a boom out of Heaven or we're going to g...
JOEL OSTEEN Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond.
JOEL EDGERTON When faith in our freedom gives way to fear of our freedom, silencing the minority view becomes the ...
JOEL SALATIN Humor is a universal lanuage.
JOEL GOODMAN I believe that God breathed life into every person and that every person is made in the image of God...
JOEL OSTEEN When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to...
JOEL OSTEEN I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'...
JOEL EDGERTON Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r...
JOEL OSTEEN There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
JOEL ROSENBERG Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
JOEL OSTEEN You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ...
JOEL OSTEEN Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.
JOEL OSTEEN He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp...
JOEL HAWES Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi...
JOEL BARKER Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN