Sheldon was voted the laziest player on the team last year by his teammates. Hands down. But this year, he was voted the hardest worker. It's been a complete 180 degree turnaround.
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He played inside and was a dedicated hard worker. He elevated ... LONNIE GAYLOR Last year, he was pretty much a role player, but this year his role certainly changed. Offensively, ... DAVE MACDONALD It was a down year for the team last year. But Mitch and Luis should be a good one-two punch this ye... DANIEL GONZALEZ Whenever I voted before, I would favor the good player on the winning team. DAVE BIKE This treaty was voted down because it was a bad treaty. TRENT LOTT They voted unanimously to finish the skate park this year. AILEEN EARNEST We have improved a lot. There has been a radical, 180-degree change here. This team will be much mor... FRANCISCO PALENCIA In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I... JACK NICHOLSON Last year everybody focused on Tyler. This year it was the opposite, it was me. I'm not saying I was... JAY SEARS This is actually kind of a surprise. If I would have voted, I would voted for (NIC women's basketbal... DAN HOGAN This is now an even worse deal than the bad deal that seven members of the council voted for last ye... ADRIAN FENTY When I got there last year he was mostly a low post player, but watching him in practice I knew he c... EMANUEL BROWN This was one of the hardest races of the whole year because of the wind. There was no easy part to i... DOUG FLUETSCH I voted Republican this year; the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth. MONICA LEWINSKY Hopefully, we have more depth and we'll be more athletic than last year. Last year, this team was a ... DALE OSBOURNE He's always been a good wrestler, but I think he matured a lot more as a wrestler this year. A lot o... KYLE GRAICHEN He's bigger and faster. He's gotten stronger and he's started to fill out. His freshman year he look... MARTY REDMOND By the end of his freshman year he was coming into his own defensively and on his way to becoming a ... BOB CAMPBELL The Senator has done a complete flip-flop on ethanol. He voted 14 times against ethanol, but now tha... MIKE MILLIGAN Jake had a great sophomore year. He was the focus of everyone's scouting report, and he was still ab... DAN FINK This is a victory of the Palestinian people who voted against the occupation (by Israel in the West ... ISMAIL HANIYEH Bob is the ultimate team player. He couldn't smell the court last year, but you could never tell fro... JIM MCLAUGHLIN Kevin is a versatile player who gives us options because of his ability to play safety or cornerback... LESLIE FRAZIER Last year, [Jenkins] was our most valuable player. She scored the most points of anyone on the team ... JEFF SCHUTT Speaking of tax fairness, it was Senator Kerry who voted to increase the income tax on senior citize... BILL WELD Last year ? at the beginning of the year, he was a little hesitant. But last year, he became a lot m... JAKE LONG He was probably our hardest worker on the team. His work ethic will carry on for years and years in ... BRIAN BAUM He's been a consistent player for us. He's entering his third year as the starting shortstop for us ... ANDY RUNZI Some of the kids are doing this year what somebody like Ian (Tracy) was doing last year. He's on the... JOSH FLOETKE The rules only applied to people who couldn’t afford different rules. CAMERON STRACHER For 180 years, we voted in English. That is the true American tradition, and this amendment is true ... SPENCER BACHUS He played basketball last year and moves well for a guy his size. He's not playing this year but tha... LARRY TADDEO He kind of set the standard for us when it comes to being a team player. He started 27 games for us ... DEONTE TATUM He was the best player at 20 last year and the stats proves it. He was not elevated to the varsity t... RUBEN RODRIGUEZ She's been a team player all year, and last year when Meghan got hurt, she really stepped up and pla... COACH MARY RAMSEY Bob is a tremendous kid. He amazes me every day. With 13 seniors he didn't need to be a leader last ... DAN ALDERSON This is a great football team right here. This was our most complete game of the year. DUANE AKINA He's one of the great players to ever play college football. He was the best player on any team this... MACK BROWN Evan was on the junior varsity team last year and has been a pleasant surprise. He is quick, determi... DICK NYMAN The project itself was not voted on in 1999, ALLEN SETTLE Our last game we were down by two to Missouri Southern and lost and this game we wanted the ball in ... JEFF GUIOT This is his third year on varsity, and I expect leadership out of him. I don't want him to lead just... ELLIOT WASHINGTON This train was on the track before the Board of Supervisors even voted on it in June. LAURA CARDINAL There was no talk of payback. I have a lot of respect for Don and his kids. They were the better tea... JOE GRIPPO We voted in our district meeting last year that we would give a certain quantity of players to the f... CHRIS YODER This whole season was a blessing. To go through what I went through last year, it was just so frustr... BRIAN URLACHER Noah has come out of almost complete obscurity. Last year he was getting about eight to 12 minutes a... MIKE MORAN He probably would have been in the sectional finals. Before this season he had always been a leader ... TOM LOOBY Joel knew this was his last gig of the year and I think he had a little more mustard on the ball. JAMIE KEEFE When he first came here last year he was even smaller then, and a new guy, so you really have to mak... LEMAR MARSHALL He gave us a lift. He was huge for us last year, and when he hit those shots, he looked like that pl... JOE KATICH Hes talked about every year and I just talked to this years team about him a week ago. He was a ... BILL BALL He's been a consistent player for us. He had an excellent year for us last year. ... He's just a gri... ANDY RUNZI Chris has always been a good player, but I never thought he was going to become the type of scoring ... DAN SCHWARTZ With experience, you improve. I'm a better player now, more complete than I was when I was playe... EDEN HAZARD Lou played well. He started one game last year, but this was his real varsity debut. BRIAN ADKINS Charlie is the epitome of a team player. He is a tireless worker on the court and leads by example w... BOB LASBURY These supervisors have been running unopposed for years. They feel they can really do anything becau... CLAUDIA LITTLE He's a main draw player there. He was in the main draw there last year and he'll be in the main draw... BRAD DANCER It's was awkward last year. This year it's more down to business. CHRIS HERNANDEZ It was a complete 180, BRET MEYER He looks more relaxed this year than in the past. He's a complete player. His aggressive style reall... HUGH MITCHELL When it was passed, Republicans voted for it and Democrats voted against it. DENNIS COHOON It's a great honor that the other coaches in this league have voted me as the Coach of the Year, but... KEITH ADKINS As a team, we played much harder than we have all year long. This was a complete team effort. CRAIG STINNETT I voted against it because the hypothetical surplus based on rosy 10-year projections in my opinion ... GEORGE VOINOVICH She was a great player for us last year. FRANK REED Callum may be the most improved player from last year to this year, ... His ball striking has greatl... ERNEST ROSS Derek's time at the beginning of last season was around 22 minutes, but by the end of the year he wa... BILL BOYD I've been here seven years and he's been my quarterback for four. He's sitting up here with a colleg... TOMMY BOWDEN He was so revered by his teammates as well as other major league players. He might have been the mos... TOM KELLY Two years ago, he was on course, and then had some injury issues the next year that held him back. H... TIM PURPURA We feel as if we are by far the best team in the tournament. Last year the tournament was tainted, a... BRADY QUINN Everybody in the program knew what type of player he was, and we all knew he was going to have a gre... RYAN APPLEBY Jeff is an outstanding athlete. His work ethic is evident in his grades as well as his success on th... DEREK DION I thought I was better than him last year, really. The players on the team thought so too, but he wa... REGGIE SHEFFIELD I kind of felt a little disappointed in the way I played last year. This year has been an absolute b... AMY HOLMAN We are trying to be as conservative as possible. This is something we feel needs doing, but we want ... FRED BRADLEY (Linebacker) was something that was a weakness on the team last year. Now hopefully it'll be a stren... BRANDON SHORT She was in Division II last year and they moved down this year. I guess that's a pretty good day. It... CAITLIN THOMAS He's got better in getting his team involved. Last year he tried to carry a load by himself sometime... DEAN VANDER PLAS We can't move forward if we keep on looking in the past. Last year was last year, and it was a great... ABDUL HODGE It's been such a relief this year going through the budget, Last year it was slash and burn. JIM CARUTHERS He's a more rested quarterback this year. He admitted it; he was tired last year. PHIL SIMMS It feels good to be going this year because I didn't want to feel like I let anyone down. It was gut... JOSH TEEPLES Everything that happened last year stays in the past. ASDRUBAL CABRERA Bush wasn't elected, he was selected - selected by five judges up in Washington who voted along part... ALEC BALDWIN We're very optimistic, but last year is last year. This was a big step playing a quality team -- and... BOB KALP We all feel pressure, but it's different this year. Ending the season ranked that high was great, bu... LINDSAY LEWIS He was the hardest working guy on the team. ANDREW ARSLANIAN He was the one who pinned me last year, so this was a little revenge. CLAYTON WETZEL It was hands down our best performance of the year. (St. Francis) had three really good athletes wit... BRANDY CORBETT
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