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My old black cat, he passed away this morning. He never knew what a heartache was. Woke up late and ... IAN ANDERSON Living in the past is a Jethro Tull album, not a smart poker strategy.
RICHARD ROEPER
A guy called Arthur Brown... was a big influence of mine... and also Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. BRUCE DICKINSON
When I was a teenager in the '70s, I was really into those great bands like Led Zeppelin and Que... STEVE VAI
In most cases, my favorite Jethro Tull songs will be determined by how I feel about them as live per... IAN ANDERSON
Good records - from my point of view, where I grew up which was Led Zeppelin and Jethro Tull... band... KIP WINGER My favorite bands were Emerson, Lake & Palmer, Jethro Tull, Uriah Heep, Grand Funk Railroad. If ...
JOHN TESH The doer and the thinker, no allowances for the other, as the failing light illuminates the mercenar...
JETHRO TULL Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust.
JETHRO TULL Jump up, look around, find yourself some fun. No sense in sitting there hating everyone.
JETHRO TULL He hears the silence howling catches angels as they fall, and the all time winner has got him by the...
JETHRO TULL Lend me your ear, while I call you a fool.
JETHRO TULL I've tried my best to love you all, all you hypocrites and whores with your eyes on each other and l...
JETHRO TULL I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.
JETHRO TULL The Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
JETHRO TULL The poet lifts his pen as the soldier sheaths his sword.
JETHRO TULL Too many temples where we could worship the beast.
JETHRO TULL Her legs went on forever, like staring at infinity through a wisp of cotton panty along a skin of sa...
JETHRO TULL Hold your head up to the gun of a million cathode ray tubes aired at your tiny skull.
JETHRO TULL Give us Direction; the best of goodwill; Put us in touch with fair winds. Sing to us softly, hum the...
JETHRO TULL Another tea-time, another day older.
JETHRO TULL Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
JETHRO TULL She's a nice girl, but her bad girl's better.
JETHRO TULL To tell the truth, I'd scare me too.
JETHRO TULL Let's see, I think the first thing we gotta to do is obviously, like you guys were expecting, is we ...
LARS ULRICH Take a moment to remember those you have lost along the way, and, let them know you thought of them ...
T.R. THRESTON My dad used to love Steely Dan, the Stones, Jethro Tull and all that. There was always Steely Dan go...
ST. VINCENT I went from being a kid-kid, listen to everything from The Beatles through Kiss, Peter Frampton, Jet...
PHIL ANSELMO Shes become the heart and soul of the team. Shes the true center half weve been missing the five yea...
EVA LANG Shes been a key for this team,
EVA LANG I wouldn’t just kiss you. I would hold your cheeks and worship your mouth. I would devour your lip...
PEPPER WINTERS The only other time I've seen Paul cry was when he got hit in the teeth with a cricket bat when he w...
LEANNE HALL
Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.Come let us fart in the home.
There...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
ROBBING GRAVES! SHES ASKING US TO ROB GRAVES! BRANDON MULL
At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role. DONALD SUTHERLAND
When I was a teenager, I really didn't like loud rock music. I listened to jazz and blues and fo... IAN ANDERSON Life is not a b**** shes a victim of neglect so maybe we should give her some respect.
ANDONI GARCIA At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special.
KEVIN RICHARDSON Shes a very talented young forward who has so much potential. She can even step up another notch.
EVA LANG
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. LYNDON B. JOHNSON
At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart. ROBERT GOTTLIEB
Jerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. LYNDON B. JOHNSON That went over like a fart in space...
JOHN T WALSH
At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year. THOMAS TUSSER
At Christmas play, and make good cheer,
For Christmas comes but once a year. THOMAS TUSSER
You stand out like a fart in a church. JAMES PATTERSON
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. LYNDON B. JOHNSON
Zart the fart, you start. JAMES DASHNER I've never shied away from a good fart joke,
EUGENE LEVY
Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church. JAMES PATTERSON Suddenly, she emitted a loud, long fart, like air escaping a beach ball, exhaust pipe of a Model T, ...
DENNIS VICKERS Shes been the biggest nightmare for me. Ive lost to her the most than any other player.
MEGHANN SHAUGHNESSY The first time I held him, he was in a Christmas stocking. Brad's an angel. He came at Christmas and...
BRIAN ROWE
I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman. KATE WINSLET Success is like a fart -- only your own smells nice.
JAMES P. HOGAN
Fart jokes still work for me. NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU
I fart in your general direction. GRAHAM CHAPMAN
He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner JOHNNY CARSON And Moses went and returned to Jethro his father in law, and said unto him, Let me go, I pray thee, ...
BIBLE
Mother Superior jump the gun...-The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun
LAUREN MYRACLE Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Chr...
JOAN WINMILL BROWN It is the personal thoughtfulness, the warm human awareness, the reaching out of the self to one's f...
ISABEL CURRIER. [Roshi] is also sometimes translated as old fart,
JAMES FORD I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize
BART SIMPSON Love came down at Christmas; love all lovely, love divine; love was born at Christmas, stars and ang...
CHRISTINA G. ROSSETTI
You know me, Esme. I couldn't subtract a fart from a plate of beans. TERRY PRATCHETT
Christmas means a great deal to me. I was reared in a family that celebrated Christmas to some exten... BILLY GRAHAM
I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat. DJUNA BARNES We decorate a little and have a bigger meal at Christmas.
DOLORES HOMINSKY
The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart. HELEN KELLER
Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong. ANONYMOUS If the world doesn't understand you, fart and move on.
PRAVIN PRAJAPATI My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
JENNY MCCARTHY When you're happy, no one knows your smile. when you're sad, no one noticed your tears. but when you...
JHEB KRUEGER (JEFF) I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
HAROLD RAMIS
Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away. MARK A. COOPER My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.
STEVE KLUGER
I own a fart CD. It has, I believe, over 100 fart sounds. A lovely variety, from the up-close and pe... SIMON HELBERG A woman at 20 is like ice, at 30 she is warm and at 40 she is hot.
GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA Your lies are like a silent fart. Can't see 'em, but
I can smell 'em.
ERIC JEROME DICKEY That just means I'm an old fart with nothing else to do.
BRUCE SHUMAKER That awkward moment when you fart and everyone realizes it was you.
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS We're still eating the turkeys we got at Christmas.
WALT KUVER We're looking at a quick warm-up. It's a quick-hitting, high pressure system.
DAVE LAWRENCE I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas.
FRANK BUTLER Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
JOHN CLEESE I went to Sunday School and liked the stories about Christ and the Christmas star. They were beautif...
FRANCES FARMER Cheli! The old fart. That's why he keeps playing -- he wanted that title.
KRIS DRAPER Probing the corners of the room like a caged cat, fly caught in a jar, fart in an elevator.
DENNIS VICKERS This old fart can still get there. But I don't even care. As long as we win, I don't care where the ...
COREY DILLON
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twic... JAMES JOYCE I like it. To me, that's what it's all about. You'd like to be able to win those big games. We're ex...
BOB CHRISTMAS They've matured some. They appear to come off blocks real well and run to the football. Their quarte...
BOB CHRISTMAS We're not going to let that derail us. Our goal is to get better each week. At the end of the season...
BOB CHRISTMAS This starts a tough stretch for us and we can't afford a loss at home. If we want to win (the region...
BOB CHRISTMAS We're prepared mentally, physically and emotionally. I felt like we lost a little bit of our sharpne...
BOB CHRISTMAS How long the path may be depends for any man on where he stands today and his speed of travel. These...
CHRISTMAS HUMPHREYS
Adults are tempted to produce and perform Christmas for their kids and their families, and they arri... ANN VOSKAMP
If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running. ANONYMOUS
I have no idea how to use social media for anything other than forwarding a good fart joke. NIA VARDALOS
