She's flat out wrong. The only justification for special taxes is to pay for administrative costs. The U.S. Supreme Court has said that First Amendment businesses can't be singled out for special taxes.


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Other than chauffeuring, (our duties are) helping them find places to eat and helping them find nece...
STEVE ALLEN
Other than chauffeuring, (our duties are) helping them find places to eat and helping them find nece...
STEVE ALLEN
What we want is a healthy canopy. If we go in there and say, 'Just plant a bunch of trees,' they'll ...
STEVE ALLEN
If you could make a car engine that was as efficient as one of these black hole engines you could ge...
STEVE ALLEN
The hair is real; it's the head that's fake
STEVE ALLEN
They wanted to do some inexpensive shopping at Wal-Mart.
STEVE ALLEN
Based on the facts we have, police reports here give us cause for concern that there's other victims...
STEVE ALLEN
Impartial observers from other planets would consider ours an utterly bizarre enclave if it were pop...
STEVE ALLEN
...we are entitled to make almost any reasonable assumption, but should resist making conclusions un...
STEVE ALLEN
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
FRED ALLEN
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
FRED ALLEN
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
FRED ALLEN
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
FRED ALLEN
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about t...
FRED ALLEN
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
FRED ALLEN
All television is children's television.
FRED ALLEN
If you took all the sincerity in Hollywood and put it in the navel of a fruit fly, you'd still have ...
FRED ALLEN
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
FRED ALLEN
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
FRED ALLEN
When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the genuine tinsel underneath.
FRED ALLEN
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide nothing can ...
FRED ALLEN
You hit road blocks in life, but I'm living proof that you can overcome those road blocks and be...
ALLEN IVERSON
I don't think people think about Zook anymore at Florida. He's just a memory there now.
ALLEN WALLACE
If he (Schilling) goes to Washington that will be a giant positive for them in many different ways.
ALLEN WALLACE
A player makes a name for himself and then causes younger players to look and see what can be accomp...
ALLEN WALLACE
If you win the mythical recruiting title, it shows you're focused, you've got momentum and that you'...
ALLEN WALLACE
They [Stoops and Carroll] have a unique ability to plan for the short term and the long term at the ...
ALLEN WALLACE
It's always harder to stay at the top. Soon they're going to find out what it's like to try to recru...
ALLEN WALLACE
You don't see Penn State hanging on in the latter stages of these recruiting races for difference ma...
ALLEN WALLACE
I think it's case of Penn State not focusing on the right kids. You don't see them often bringing in...
ALLEN WALLACE
They have the stature now where they can appeal to anyone, anyplace.
ALLEN WALLACE
What we are seeking is for the federal government to pick up the gap, ... The amount that they offer...
ALLEN WALKER