Shit happens. Doesn't mean you have to step in it. But if you do I would buy a new pair of shoes.

Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.

Red dress, strappy shoes? wow. She's really staring at you. - Shit. - And she seems to be crying.Less happy. I think she's the saddest girl to ever hold a martini

It's hard to really look at somebody and go: "Hey, maybe something nice will happen." You just don't-- I know too much about life to have any optimism, because I know even if it's nice, it's going to lead to shit. I know that if you smile at somebody and they smile back, you've just decided that something shitty is going to happen.

Don’t shout my friend; no one gives you the shit unless you make them.

He sees me through the glass. We both nod like we give a small shit about each other.