Janeane Garofalo quote: "should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody ."

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- Criminal Minds
DEYTH BANGER

Reasons... questions... what they have in common?

- All get finded in the hard way.
DEYTH BANGER

Starting probably with Janeane Garofalo and that era of stand-up ladies who were starting to be more...
PAULA PELL People love their dogs like they love their children. You want your dogs to have fun like your kids.
SHARON ANDERSON

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's no...
JANEANE GAROFALO

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. A...
JANEANE GAROFALO

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
JANEANE GAROFALO

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
JANEANE GAROFALO

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
JANEANE GAROFALO

German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebre...
JANEANE GAROFALO

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.
JANEANE GAROFALO

To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof ...
JANEANE GAROFALO

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been consi...
JANEANE GAROFALO

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half- empty. And cracked....
JANEANE GAROFALO

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
JANEANE GAROFALO

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been consi...
JANEANE GAROFALO

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
JANEANE GAROFALO

I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook.
JANEANE GAROFALO

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. A...
JANEANE GAROFALO

I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting li...
JANEANE GAROFALO

I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.
JANEANE GAROFALO

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. [President Bush] is trying to for...
JANEANE GAROFALO

[A war] is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disa...
JANEANE GAROFALO

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
JANEANE GAROFALO

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying t...
JANEANE GAROFALO

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
JANEANE GAROFALO

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
JANEANE GAROFALO

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
JANEANE GAROFALO

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peac...
JANEANE GAROFALO

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an...
JANEANE GAROFALO

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
JANEANE GAROFALO

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question: Is it harder to co...
JANEANE GAROFALO

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is wh...
JANEANE GAROFALO

How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and ...
JANEANE GAROFALO

I don't think that the administration is being particularly honest with the American people about wh...
JANEANE GAROFALO

I'm not specifically attached to anything other than trying to, in my personal life, fight again...
JANEANE GAROFALO

I was thrilled to work opposite Carl Reiner and Robert De Niro. Mr. Reiner was very chatty and delig...
JANEANE GAROFALO

Many people feel that mass acceptance and smooth socialization are desirable life paths for a young ...
JANEANE GAROFALO

You know, there's nothing more interesting than seeing a bunch of racists become confused and an...
JANEANE GAROFALO

I don't enjoy sparring with the audience. It devastates me.
JANEANE GAROFALO

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the w...
JANEANE GAROFALO

I remember the old Times Square from when I was younger, and there was a seedy thrill to it. Some of...
JANEANE GAROFALO

Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance...
JANEANE GAROFALO The kids have abilities they didn't have before.
DAVE PIEKNIK

And really, how insulting is it that to suggest that the best thing women can do is raise other peop...
JESSICA VALENTI In all this time, they should have found everybody they have down there.
CHANDRA MCCORMICK

Why is it that we want what we don't have, yet we can't see what we do have?
ANTHONY T. HINCKS I have 32 dogs. I've been raising dogs for about 15 years. I'm not married. I don't have any kids. T...
ELLIOTT SADLER

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
DWIGHT D EISENHOWER

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs
DWIGHT DAVID EISENHOWER

Just because you haven't got a home, doesn't make you homeless.
and
Just because you don't...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Everybody should have an equal chance -- but they shouldn't have a flying start.
HAROLD WILSON

There will always be someone better looking; better off; smarter; richer; thinner; taller; shorter; ...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Dog owners who have dogs with a respiratory infection should keep their dogs at home. As far as the ...
CYNDA CRAWFORD Strength is not something you have, it's something you find.
EMMA SMITH

Words have a taste, sweet but subtle, like dark chocolate; the scent of old bookshops; a flamenco rh...
CHLOE THURLOW To believe in something can be inspiration for many people .To believe is to have faith in what you ...
GARY F EVANS...

What do people fear most about death? I asked the reb.
"Fear?" he thought for a moment. 'Well, ...
MITCH ALBOM

Love- the infatuation kind- 'he's so handsome, she's so beautiful'- that can shrivel. As soon as som...
MITCH ALBOM If you stopped yourself every time you said "I have to", and changed it to "I get to" it might chang...
KYLE PAGERLY Happiness is wanting what you have instead of wanting what you don't have.
LORRIN L. LEE You can BE, DO, and HAVE ...absolutely ANYTHING you really, really want to BE, DO, and HAVE.
LORRIN L. LEE We tend to not appreciate what we have until we lose it.
LORRIN L. LEE Pathetic is when you assume the worst, because you are incapable of thinking beyond your own mental ...
EMMA PAUL Those who hate, are merely wallowing in self pity. Those who lie about someone to destroy his or her...
EMMA PAUL Words have power," Isaac answered. Words begin and end wars. They create and destroy families. They ...
LORI HANDELAND Everybody should have an equal chance - but they shouldn't have a flying start.
HAROLD WILSON

Why be greedy when you can have it all.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Having riches ultimately means having few needs.
J.R. RIM I have a lot of things. They have nothing. They should come before cartoons.
CAITLYN ANDERSEN It affects everything and everybody. They should have some kind of rationing.
ANTHONY ESPOSITO Everybody needs to be represented. Everybody should feel welcome, and everybody should have a voice.
ASHLEY GOFORTH I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs.
JEFF DANIELS They're not all fresh faces over there. They have kids who have played in big games before.
ERIC SNYDER The workplace should have a place where the kids can visit. They should have places at the mother...
ERIC BRAEDEN Kids really have a lot more power than they think they have. They have the power to change the world...
LAURA MARANO It's not right. It's not the kids' fault. If they didn't want the kids, they should have given them ...
WILLIAM PEREZ Enjoy the challenges you face today, some people have none.
THOMAS FLAJNIK - ANTICHIMERAPODAL We have a right to life, not on it.
DANIEL MELGAçO Have confidence, will do.
MUHAMMED HAIDER Be the best you can be. Do the best you can do. Have the best you can have.
LORRIN L. LEE

A man may have no bad habits and have worse
MARK TWAIN Did you know that what you really, really, really want ...you now have?
LORRIN L. LEE Lull me with your lullabies.. Serenade me with your souls. Make me dance with symphonies.. Do jazz w...
KIM JOHN A. AGUIRRE Trick to getting something is to pretend you already have it.
ANGEL ORTIZ

I don't have a lot of time to speak... but we will speak soon.
DEYTH BANGER

Humans don't have any type of interest... HAVING SO MUCH STUFF AROUND THEM AND SO LITTLE INTEREST IN...
DEYTH BANGER

It's time to change... it's time to start working on yourself.... improve yourself.... you don't hav...
DEYTH BANGER

Gift ain't what you take by effort,
as swag ain't what you worthy have.
TOBA BETA But language is malleable, and it is not always on the side of truth. This is something every writer...
CAROLINA DE ROBERTIS

And we're such language-based creatures that to some extent we cannot know what we cannot name. And ...
JOHN GREEN Everyone has there own good reasons for being what they are being, doing what they are doing, and ha...
LORRIN L. LEE I have fun at work.
CAROL KANE Maybe that's what praying is all about. Maybe it's not just asking God to forgive us for bad things ...
SARAH DARER LITTMAN I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.
BILL ENGVALL That's the kind of dogs they were. They went back to get their kids.
HELEN CASTRO

Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.
MOBY Everybody should have access to this process.
JUDY MEYER Everybody plays baseball. Little kids have a ball and a bat.
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