Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.

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DICK VAN DYKE

As far as the customer is concerned, the interface is the product.
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JON BATISTE

As far as natural ability, I was always athletic.
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That my philosophy of life is, as far as possible, one of enjoyment. I'm not nihilistic.
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KAJOL As far as my journal, I want to share tour life with my fans.
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We've actually eliminated Type II polio in the world, at least as far as we can tell.
SETH BERKLEY

Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach.
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As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
ALBERT EINSTEIN

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland.
DONALD TRUMP As far as my notoriety or whatever, I haven't been the star of a hit film.
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As far as I can tell, most actors' main motivation is self-doubt and neuroses.
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RITA MORENO

The real power of comics is writing as you draw.
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SADE ADU

And as far as guitars go, I loved Jimmy Bryant and Speedy West's stuff.
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As far as I'm concerned, the best acting class is life.
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Men, we don't get much, as far as holidays go - Father's Day.
DMX As far as cities go, Havana is a festering treasure chest, a primary color.
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I don't know what it is about 'Godzilla,' but as far as I'm concerned, the more vers...
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LAWRENCE KASDAN

What we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do. There are people we trust b...
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TRISH STRATUS

As far as love is concerned, possession, power, fusion and disenchantment are the Four Horsemen of t...
ZYGMUNT BAUMAN The hardest thing is the idea. Ideas come from somewhere but as far as we know they come from nowher...
IAN HUNTER

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Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
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he doesn't say much.
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And now that Martina McBride knows of T.I., and T.I. knows of Martina McBride, that made me very hap...
KID ROCK I did not want to be somebody who lived off his reputation. I wanted to continue to be part of the m...
MICK ROCK Somebody had given me a copy of 'Hunky Dory,' which had yet to be a hit, although it was sta...
MICK ROCK A man may keep his heart encased in stone but despite his best efforts a woman can steal it whenever...
E.R. ROCK Those who fight to defend their own rights under the Constitution do not fully understand it or appr...
E.R. ROCK Some people will always be grouchy while others require a reason but almost nothing can dispirit som...
E.R. ROCK I may not be slim but I'm relatively skinny. I'm skinnier than most of my relatives.
E.R. ROCK A person can change but people do not.
E.R. ROCK Give no heed to anyone who tells you that the problems of our country can be solved by doing somethi...
E.R. ROCK The simplest of things can leave you with the regret of something not done, but it takes something m...
E.R. ROCK Stress isn't about the amount of crap that enters your life, it's about the size of the shovel you u...
E.R. ROCK If you think our nation is messed up, you should look at the source of the problem. The problem isn'...
E.R. ROCK Just because you believe that someone should have a constitutional right, doesn't mean that you thin...
E.R. ROCK If you think that the past is better than today just remember, it's that past that brought you here.
E.R. ROCK

I had to overcome the name Rock. If I'd been as hip then as I am now, I would have never consent...
ROCK HUDSON Everything we say and everything we do teaches something to our children.
E.R. ROCK Just as there is no courage without fear; there is no grace without sin, no strength of character wi...
E.R. ROCK The first thing you should teach your children is respect; respect for yourself, themselves and othe...
E.R. ROCK Most women's expectations of men aren't unreasonable, they just happen to be unrealistic.
E.R. ROCK

I have nightmares that I'm going to wake up, and everyone's driving a Prius and living in a ...
KID ROCK

Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.

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