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Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'....

'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.

Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews

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My mouth gaped open.
He inhaled my scent, bent close, about to kiss me…
I just stood there like an idiot.
Curran smirked and whispered in my ear instead. “Psych.”
And just like that, he was out the door and gone.
Oh boy.
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