Simplicity within itself is just another complication.

Death is just the birth of yet another odyssey.

History will always repeat itself, because it makes for good reading. It doesn't have to be truthful or factual, just entertaining with the odd fact thrown in for good measure.

I blame everything on LIFE!
I was happy being dead until I had a new LIFE!
I was alone, but then I found some friends and we had the time of our LIFE!
I was thirty-nine years old, but as you all know, LIFE begins at forty!
I did something wrong and the judge said he was going to give me another chance at LIFE!
I told him, "Piss Off!" and so he gave me LIFE!
And when I told my friends about my obsession, they all said that I should get a LIFE!
So as you can see, it's all LIFE'S fault!
And it didn't take me a LIFE-time to work that out!

If you think that your hardest problem is what color shoes to wear.
You should get out more!

If you don't believe in yourself,
How can you ever believe in another?