Since 1987, when I got my first one, I've been wearing a clock around my neck 24/7. You feel me? 24/7.

I got a lot happening, a whole lot, and it's not always easy being me.

I have over a hundred clocks. I've got fancy clocks and clocks from all over the world that people made for me.

I got my degree in culinary arts in 1978.

I got a way to get through to kids. I try to take that and use that to my advantage. If we work on the kids right now, I'm telling you, they'll be making less mistakes, the jails will be gettin' less full. It's all about what we do with the kids.

I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns.