Sixty is the new 40, ... That's about the only thing of Bill Maher's I agree with.

We all agree now - by "we" I mean intelligent people under sixty - that a work of art is like a rose. A rose is not beautiful because it is like something else. Neither is a work of art. Roses and works of art are beautiful in themselves.

You know what I do on Sundays? I sing in a choir. I sing in a Greek Orthodox choir, and I'm the only hillbilly tenor in the Orthodox Church.

Ninety-five percent of snake charmers get bit,

We couldn't get played on FM rock or country radio. Now the Burritos are more popular than ever. Who knew?

Close up the Honkytonks,