Sizes are only for people at Home Depot

Walking backwards is a lot like life. You can't really see where you going, only where you've been. You can kinda know where you are going, but you never know exactly what's ahead.

With large umbrellas, come large responsibilities

Age is not how old you are, but how many years of fun you’ve had.

Chocolate chips are like all caps

Better to dress too warm and be warm, then to dress too cold and be cold.