Smartass Student : 'a man must have his own master.'
Master of Stupidity: 'yea, everyone's somebody's bitch.

Mood has to be controlled.
Otherwise, it's your master.

While humans play God, dogs learn from their masters.

Nobody is masterless,
even ronin enslaved by his sword.

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?
Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

If there were a master of stupidity in this world, I would really love to listen to his success story.