So he likes being mean to you. And you like that he likes bean mean to you.
And I like being mean to him too.

It's refreshing to see you using your psychology skills for evil as well as for good.

She crashed. I think she was literally high on sugar.
Seriously I thought she was going to start free basing pixy stix.

Amanda doesn't hate you. She's jealous of you."
"What? Todd listen. Drugs are bad, buddy. You shouldn't do them first thing in the morning. Wait until after lunch at least.

Todd came toward me with the squad trailing behind him like a street gang of angry thugs with breasts.

He isn't so bad."
"You're not fake-married to him.