So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'