So join me... Let's all agree to ignore the little bastards... repeat after me "This is not Burger King, you cannot have it your way,” and “Do it again and I'll call the police.”

I am a proud born and raised island girl with 60% island ways and I do not apologize for them.

Friend: Hay hun how are you? Me: Still pregnant.

How To Tell Your Family You're Pregnant: Step 1 - Take test you didn’t study for. Step 2 - Denial. Step 3 - Freak Out. Step 4 - Research. Step 5 - Tell Family (month 4). Step 6 - Have Baby Shower (month 8). Step 7 - Have baby! Step 8 - Tell the older generation.

Yours Always, A tall glass of milk!

I have always dreamt of having a library like Bell’s (Beauty and the beast) to be surrounded by the new book smell (deep breath).