So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS To live so that you would not be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip, is to have li...
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WILL ROGERS So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL SMITH So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS A real Christian is the one who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
BILLY GRAHAM A real Christian is the one who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip
BILLY GRAHAM Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
BILLY GRAHAM Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.
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MICHELLE FROST I live in a small town now, so beauty salons are sort of like where all the gossip ruminates where I...
ANDIE MACDOWELL Fernando glanced at the parrot. “And I see some things never change, Margaret. Your house always r...
JOSIE RIVIERA Posting your thoughts on any social media site is like telling you most deeply held secret to the to...
JOHN PATRICK HICKEY She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She ...
MARK TWAIN If you are so good at fight, fight against your weaknesses, anger bcoz if you conquer your own mind,...
NEHA KOTHARI Live your life so that it would even inspire you.
LORRIN L. LEE I will lower my voice, and then I'll accuse you of selling out to the two major developers in town.
ERIC PARFREY Time will always exist but you will not. Stop your mind from drifting off into the future if you are...
MARCUS STRAKER When you gossip, it's self-hexing. Because when you do it, it comes back to you. Everything star...
IYANLA VANZANT If you want to be loved, do what others want. If you want to live, do what you want. The choice is y...
MAHRUKH Live your life so well that it will inspire even you.
LORRIN L. LEE Mind your mind, mind your time and mind your life! Life is just once and the real certainty or uncer...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH When you live in a small town like Iowa Falls, there's not a lot to do, so we would, as a family...
PATRICK WHITESELL To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. . . . They will listen to your problems a...
BILL BRYSON Don't be so loyal to your mind; the mind is not loyal to You.
BERT MCCOY You are going to let the fear of poverty govern your life and your reward will be that you will eat,...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If you are going to let the fear of poverty govern your life, your reward will be that you will eat,...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, to mind your own business and to work with your hands, s...
ANONYMOUS It is impossible that a town will not play a part in your life, it does not even make much differenc...
KAREN BLIXEN Free your life from the fangs of gossips by not associating yourself with them. Anyone who helps you...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR I'm not advocating your candidacy at this juncture, but I would like to have the town commission hav...
COMMISSIONER FINN CASPERSEN A book tour is not a good opportunity to let your mind wander. You have to pay attention, remember s...
IAN FRAZIER There will be those who love you for your hair and those who love the beauty of your mind and those ...
GOITSEMANG MVULA The one thing that you have that nobody else has is you. Your voice, your mind, your story, your vis...
NEIL GAIMAN Take good care of your body, so that your mind will be of health. Take good care of your mind, so th...
SHAHAFYEFET That is the simple secret of happiness. Whatever you are doing, don’t let past move your mind; don...
OSHO What i like about GOD is that He can let people laugh at you, and when they are done He now raise yo...
GOLDEN MASHEGO Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
PROVERB Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
SPANISH PROVERB Who gossips to you will gossip of you.
TURKISH PROVERB Who gossips to you, will gossip of you
TURKISH PROVERB Cats are magical. . .the more you pet them the longer you both live.
STEPHEN KING Cats are magical. . .the more you pet them the longer you both live.
SIGMUND FREUD Cats are magical. . .the more you pet them the longer you both live.
ALBERT CAMUS Mind what you mind. Do not just open the door of your mind to anything at all you don’t want to mi...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Why would you live your life worrying about something that's not going to happen?
BILL PARCELLS You are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will be that you will eat, ...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW You have to study and learn so that you can make up your own mind. Stock your mind, stock your mind....
FRANK MCCOURT We knew coming in that it would be a very tough match. The fact that Rogers has won the state champi...
KELLY YOUNG He says, you have to study and learn so that you can make up your own mind about history and everyth...
FRANK MCCOURT When you develop yourself to the point where your belief in yourself is so strong
that you know you ...
BRIAN TRACY Don't you ever think that your mind can never harm you just because it is your mind! Your mind can r...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH How would YOU spend the LAST DAY of your LIFE ...if you knew that TOMORROW will be your Last Day? So...
LORRIN L. LEE First prepare your mind for the money you wish to accumulate,so that when the money eventually comes...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Sinclair James International Review: What to With Your Pets on a Flight
Most of the times...
JAMES SINCLAIR So live that your memories will be part of your happiness.
ANONYMOUS So live that your memories will be part of your happiness.
SOURCE UNKNOWN So live that your memories will be part of your happiness.
Sometimes, your pet picks you.
JULIE WENZEL The Will Rogers Follies,
HANK WILLIAMS Your mind can find all the excuses why your dreams are not possible but you will not be able to figh...
DRAGOS BRATASANU Live your life with your heart, no hate, no regrets only love, sometimes your mind will fight it, te...
PAUL NEWTON Gossip is sometimes referred to as halitosis of the mind.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Gossip is sometimes referred to as halitosis of the mind
Gossip is sometimes referred to as halitosis of the mind
UNKNOWN live a life to your fullest that is when you will die you will live a legacy behind.
FELIX OMWENGA Just wait. It will be a massive change. I would say to Wolfeboro: You don't really know what the pos...
DONALD FISKE Just wait. It will be a massive change. I would say to Wolfeboro, you don't really know what the pos...
DONALD FISKE Just wait. It will be a massive change, ... I would say to Wolfeboro, you don't really know what the...
DONALD FISKE You are the one who creates your future, if not someone else will decide your fate and the road whic...
N. S. COLE Your pet is not your friend. It is your hostage.
SCOTT DIKKERS You need not search for the compassionate mind from outside. To know yourself, to know your nature, ...
LOBSANG TENZIN You loved me—then what right had you to leave me? What right—answer me—for the poor fancy you ...
EMILY BRONTë Do not let your negative thoughts have power over you because those thoughts will end up controlling...
ROY T. BENNETT You will be the one chosen to reach out to embrace man once again as the heart. So that all will be ...
LANI WENDT YOUNG Do not be in a hurry to succeed. What would you have to live for afterwards? Better make the horizon...
WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY Just wait. It will be a massive change, ... I would say to Wolfeboro: You dont really know what th...
DONALD FISKE I guess life offers you opportunities to live your dream. We just have to accept what comes our way ...
MADHURI DIXIT Would you?” said Gabriel to Will, hotly. “If it was your family?” His lip curled. “Never min...
CASSANDRA CLARE I wouldn’t just kiss you. I would hold your cheeks and worship your mouth. I would devour your lip...
PEPPER WINTERS Who gossips with you will gossip of you
IRISH SAYINGS Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS Sweep your mind and clean your heart, for these are the very places where things that make or mar ou...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH If you're trying to cut down the distance travelled from the farm to your plate, it makes sense ...
SHEHERAZADE GOLDSMITH Be careful what you wish for.Because if your desire goes down into your subconscious mind it will ha...
LILY, PSYCHIC HEALER My favorite 'Mister Rogers' episodes were always the ones where Mr. Rogers would go into the...
FELICIA DAY If you have sold the film rights to somebody, take your money and leave. If the producers need you, ...
RAVI SUBRAMANIAN I grew up on a farm in a small town where you do or say one thing and everybody knows about it. You ...
GARRETT HEDLUND The way to happiness: keep your heart free from hate, your mind from worry. Live simply, expect litt...
NORMAN VINCENT PEALE So, do you not owe it to yourself to bend Andrew’s will to be your own? To make him lose himself t...
J.R. SCOTT Being away from the game you love so much, it will mess with your mind.
STEFON DIGGS People who pretend to be your friend lead you up a garden path by saying everything that you want to...
GARY F EVANS... You may think that you are well, but you will not secure health until you think thoughts that produc...
CHRISTIAN D. LARSON Be the person your pet rat thinks you are!
DIANA HOCKLEY I was told that President Truman was at times scornful of what he considered the inability of Govern...
DAVID BRUCE May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE Have patience with everything unresolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves ... ...
RAINER MARIA RILKE Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate ...
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