So this is it ⎯ what cost me all that time. A man who turned out to be old, a house that turned out to be empty.

Maybe this is what growing old was like, she thought. Maybe the world gets smaller and smaller until there's nothing but the walls around you to show you where you end and the rest of the world begins.

The worst thing about getting older is you discover that most of the performers in the shows you used to watch are now younger than you. Suddenly, everything become less believable.

It is coincidence, I decide, and I am getting old and batty, thinking the universe revolves around me.

There's nothing quite like the sight of two dozen half-naked octogenarians. We enter the stage of life as dolls and exit as gargoyles.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.