So this is the only TV show in America where I am quite confident that you, the audience, will share my excitement when I tell you that coming up in our next segment, we have the best graph ever. Best graph ever.

People are recognizing that I am an entrepreneur and do more than be on a reality TV show.

I have a constitutional weakness in which I am very easily distracted by flashing lights. If there is a TV on in the room, I can't have a conversation with you. I won't eat, I won't sleep, I'll just meld with my couch.

This election ain't no stinkin' TV show.

I have a hit TV show.

People think I am America's party girl, which is just stupid. I have done 24 movies and I am creating my own TV show.